i will never be...

the boy with the perfect outfit, or the one who can wear white and not spill anything. i will never be the boy with the most patience, or the one with the most self-confidence. i will never be the student with the perfect grades, or the tallest one in the class. i will never have the most up-to-date style, or the newest belongings, and i will never have the most rockin' car that everyone's jealous of. every hair will never always be in place, and my new shoes will eventually get dirty and worn. i'll never have the best grammar, or never make spelling mistakes when i type...and my speech will sometimes slur (damn tongue ring) even when i'm not drunk.

i will always be...

the simple boy who loves his silly celebrity gossip, and who can't stop buying trashy magazines. i will always be the boy with big eyes and the slanted jaw line (à la brad pitt...or so i'd like to think) and i will always be slim and thin (heroin chic as i like to call it). i will always be the boy with the crazy taste in music, and the one who sings along to whatever tune's playing in my head! i will always twitch when i'm excited, and ask silly questions when i don't understand something. i will always spend too much money on things i don't really need, and have troubles saving...and i will always shop for clothes before i pay off my bills. i'll always be a little naive and gullible and fall for every trick in the book...and i'll always turn 10 shades of red when i get embarassed. i'll always love my puppies, and my friends, and i'll always be the boy who puts them first. i'll always have an addictive laugh and giggle at almost anything, and i'll always try and put a smile on your face when you're down. i'll always want more tattoos, and deny that i'm never satisfied cause it's just that i like being on the extreme side. i'll always be sexual, and flirt as often as i can...and i'll continue to believe in love, cause there's nothing like the feeling of falling...

and that's ok!!

pamela comes to hali

mizz anderson (and her breasteses) are coming to our fair little city this weekend, and i couldn't be more excited!! after suffering through many a roasts from friends and coleagues as to my reasons for loving yet another blonde bimbo, the only retort i could come up with is, atleast this time my love has found it's way to a 'canadian' bimbo... isn't that better??

no, i'm just kidding. pamela is the host for this years juno awards (an awards show i've normallly been less than interested in watching...) and they're taking place in...tada, HALIFAX!! apparently there's going to be a red-carpet affair, and well it goes without saying that i'll be there front and center!

i feel that i should probably elaborate on why a wee lil' gay boy such as myself would be so infatuated with a sexkitten such as pamela; well where to begin...

actually pamela and i have quite the history together. when i was straight (?) my mother bought my father a playboy for christmas, and being the curious kid that i was, i couldn't help but seek it out and gawk at the marvels that were pamela's assets. so i guess you could say that she was the first naked woman i ever layed eyes upon!

and i've never forgotten her!!

then there was the lurid sex tape that she made with then-husband tommy lee (worth a look, yet highly over-rated) and of course baywatch, and then VIP, and my personal favorite "barb wire" (a terrible so-bad-it's-good cult classic).

but some of the better reasons i love my pamela, involve her work for PETA, her love for chihuahua(s) and animals (and their rights) in general, and her bubblegum-read "star" chronicles!! that and her mariage to sweet sweet sexpot tommy lee...to be known from now on as god of sex.

in toto, she's a hot bitch and a talented lady (seriously) who's going to rock our lil' city as the hostess with the mostest of canada's music industries BIGGEST night.

i HAVE to meet her. how will i accomplish this task, you ask? well my plan is to bring harley (since she can't resist chihuahuas; she even married her golden retriever 'star' with her chihuahua 'luca') and wave around a copy of her book(s) and her late '90's playboy pictorial!

how could she resist?!?

panic! at the disco

new obsession time: this is a rockin new band who i have recently fell in love with. puzzled at the band's name, i inquired further only to be delightfully surprised at what i found.

blender magazine compared them to 'fallout boy', and i kinda think they sound like the new 'killers'. (whom i also love). they're a little new wave, with a little big of electro mixed in, and a whole lotta rock as the luscious cherry on top!

and the lead singer is hot...so you can't lose!!

Some bands spend their whole careers just hoping to produce an album as complex, cohesive and creative as A Fever You Can't Sweat Out. Not Panic! At The Disco: They managed to get it right on the first try. Before you grab a cold washcloth, let's diagnose what caused A Fever.

It all started in the suburbs of Las Vegas when 12-year-old Ryan Ross asked his parents for a guitar for Christmas. Not to be outdone, neighborhood pal Spencer Smith begged his parents for a drum set so the duo could start jamming. "Really, from that first year [playing instruments], all we really did was cover Blink 182 songs," remembers Spencer, laughing. The band eventually matured, moved on from all the small things and recruited classmates Brent Wilson and Brendon Urie on bass and vocals, respectively (the hot one!!)

With the final lineup now in place, the newly christened Panic! At The Disco (from a line in the Name Taken song "Panic") started practicing in Spencer's grandmother's living room and began crafting the songs that would eventually make their way onto A Fever You Can't Sweat Out.

and the rest is history...or atleast will be when they get more popular!!

some noteworthy tracks:

a. i write sins not tragedies
b. the only difference between martyrdom and suicide is media coverage

and i guarentee you'll get a kick outta the names of the tracks...

check it out!

spring of

blondes, good news, not worrying, tulips, green grass, moving on, "schmants" (short-pants) excessive shopping, getting into school, moving to the states, making amends, more tattoos, visits from down unda, naked puppies, new dog carriers, my mel's, amanda, flirting with waiters who look familiar, popping amanda's martini cherry, tying cherry stems with tongues, cosmo's, new playlists, "BRAD", new sextoys, boys boys boys, sunshine, board shorts, blazers, laptops, not being pregnant, long-distance phone calls with chrissy, turning 25, best birthdays ever, naughty nurses, juno's, pam anderson in hali, coffee makers, freak lunchbox candy, american idol, ace young, simple life 3, friends being done school, yellow shoes, 100 pushups a day, garlic popcorn, red onions, becoming a vegetarian, animal rights, hip piercings, bmezine.com, no smoking year anniversary, reflections on saturdayz, naming new sex toys, the bullet, the daisy, the boxer, dinner theatre, pa's early retirement, 90's mix, cupcakes, the razr, the slvr, a return to dating, spring flings, cotton candy at the movies, semi-aussie babies, wedding planning, the gym, asking for orange pop at the shoe shop, beer on patios, ebaying till the cows come home, nicknames for boys, gay erotica 2006, kama sutra bathing gel, taking it easy, not wearing winter jackets, blossoms, dry puppy paws, eternally serving cuties at work, decisions decisions, the color pink (for boys), 53 inch televisions, the noodle nook on blowers st. as a healthy alternative for the downtown afterhours pizza crowd, not-stalking mall employees, pink's new album, dreaming of warmer dayz...

ani-ho's

i'm sorry, but i had to...how excited am i? a paris/nicky cartoon about their lives??? i quiver in anticipation.

return of the blondes

well i recently bought the 3rd season of the simple life (it was on tv but i never got a chance to watch it) and i totally fell in love with those mischevious blondes all over again!! throughout the 16 episodes of season 3 the girls visited 16 different families and worked in 16 different places as interns in various businesses and offices. (ie hillarity was sure to ensue!!)

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have both been confirmed for The Simple Life 4, even though they’re not speaking to each other...apparently their going to be taking up the role of "wife and mother" to various families across the country throughout the show; basically playing into the whole 'fish out of water' scenario yet again! the title will be "the simple life 4; till death do us part" (something tells me the title had a previous meaning...that is until both the stars' engagements fell apart!!!) but nevertheless the show must go on!!

i guess this year's theme does sound a little promising! did you hear about nicole's embarassing moment recently? apparently she was caught (?) asking an 11 year old boy if he found her attractive...i guess you had to be there, but it had more to do with the 'language' she used to ask the question!!

you can only imagine...

i heart cartoons

me and the mel's went to see "curious george" last night, and let me just say we totally fell in love with that lil' monkey!! not only was it the cutest cartoon i've seen since 'chicken little', but it simply brought a huge smile to my face the whole time we were in the theater!

i mean, you can't help but be put in a good mood while watching it! if not from the cuteness of george, atleast from the soundtrack; which is made up completely of lovely and melodic jack johnson songs!

adults tend to ignore the appeal of cartoons these days. and that's just their first mistake, especially since much of the humor of 'cartoon movies' is directed at adults! i mean, come on some of the jokes in disney movies are aimed right at the elders!! and cartoons are fun to look at!! so what's the problem here?!?

so the next time disney or pixar or tim burton comes out with a new animated flick, don't pass it by without at least a little glance!! i guarantee it'll brighten up your day and make the world seem just a little bit funner!!

carlly n' joey become commissionaires

something crazy happened today; carlly (my lil' monchichi) and i received our official invitation to be commissionaires of oaths for the province of nova scotia.

we have been appointed as a commissioner for taking affidavits pursuant to the notaries and commissioners act, while employed with the province.

the above picture is us with our certificates. it's funny cause i've been here for almost 3 years, and i'm just now being sworn-in! but better late than never! actually, casuals (such as i) were never before permitted to enter into 'commissionaire-hood' before now, so it's a GIANT leap for casuals everywhere!

no longer will i have to look for someone to witness a signature for me! no longer will someoneELSE have to swear documents for me! i will soon have my own stamp to do such bidding for 'other casuals' everywhere!!

i'm just really excited to have my name on a stamp...exciting ain't it???