j'aime nager dans la piscine

well i'm writing to you all not only after a few drinks, but for the first time on my new computer(without my glasses so bear with me)...and it's not so bad!!! a little crAzy to be able to download porn on my OWN computer (do you love it??) but the fact that i'm writing when i'm not at work, is just TOO exciting!!!!! AND the fact that i've paid for the silly thing outta my own money, is a definite bonus...

so the pool opened today, and the HOTT lifeguard (whom i met today..and i love...) started today...so that was pretty fun!!! i got a bit of a burn, but that's all good...it's like a given that on the first true sunny day i get burned...) i'll try and even it all out tomorrow...cause guess what??? I'VE GOT A FREAKIN' POOL IN MY BACK YARD!!!!! jealous??? well i bet you don't all live with your parents, now do you???

today was probably one of the most fantastic days i've had in a while; i got up super early (after going out for drinks with my beloved melissa and frank last night at jack aster's *i love you elissa and paul*) and spent the whole day poolside with christina, rennee, melissa and glenn!! we swam, flirted with my hot lifeguard, ate, drank (all day) and then went to glenn's for a bar b q and drinks/movie (pixar's cars...not emotional enough for me)...

ahhh, summer...

irina

this is irina...there's no real point to me posting a picture of her on my blog except that i came across her and couldn't resist.

she's very interesting isn't she? i'm thinking of having her as the mascot for "dressed to kill" ****details to come****

apparently she's a toy...created by fafi...why don't i just let you read about this peculiar creation for yourself!!

Fafi is strong presence in the graffiti and fine art scenes who is known for her images of sexy and liberated girls. On walls or in paintings, her girls can be funny, sexy, or aggressive. By exploring femininity through stereotypes and using it to her advantage, Fafi creates girls who are both powerful and active.

Fafi has completed murals throughout the world, often with fellow graffitti artist Tilt, in places such as the United States (New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco), Japan, Germany, Belgium, Tunsia, Spain, Canada, and Hong Kong. In December 2002, Sony released her time-capsule toy set featuring six of her characters. In addition to being in numerous magazines, her first book, Girls Rock , was published earlier this year. She is also active with her clothing line of shirts and handbags and has been featured in MTV Europe's style show "Mash" and in such style bibles as The Face and Italian Vogue magazines.

Irina is our first Fafi figure



now is she sucking on the skulls?? or blowing them...either way i bet they're gettin' off...

hard

r u ready 4 it?

do u want it?

details to cum...stay tuned...

sexy buttons

this is a total fluff entry today, i just finished watching the movie "waiting" (photo down below) starring the elusively sexxxy mister ryan reynolds (pictured left) and i just HAD to dedicate today's post to this handsome canuck (i can't believe i just used that term...)

ryan reynolds is DEFINITELY the sexiest thing to hit hollywood from this fair country in a long loooong time!

this made in canada sex muffin comes straight from vancouver, b.c. you may recognize him from such films as van wilder, the amityville horror, blade: trinity, or from (his first BIG recognizable break) the hit tv show "two guys a girl and a pizza place". (short lived comedy, but still a goody!)

as i was saying i recently saw him in "waiting", the story of a group of fictional restaurant employees and their zany and fuckin' nasty restaurant experiences! (warning: you may NEVER eat out again after this flick...)

my boyfriend ryan reynolds also just recently broke off his engagement with the queen of irony (and fellow canadian) alanis morissette. they were cute together, but a tad mismatched in my opinion. (maybe that's why it didn't work...just a guess!)

his comedy comes naturally in every role he takes on, and there's no denying the physical appeal behind this studly boytoy.



here he is in a screen cap from "waiting", pictured alongside (the ever so cute) justin long.

*sigh*

my girl jenna's # 1

we all know how much i LOVE/am obsesed with jenna jameson...and it turns out YOU all are too!!

check out my girl jenna taking over the internet: (direct from hollywoodtuna.com)

Britney Spears’ woes are taking their toll on her popularity. The “Oops, I Did It Again” singer was displaced by porn star Jenna Jameson in a poll as the most searched celeb on the Internet. “After three years at number one, Britney Spears is no longer the most popular peach on the Internet."

GO TEAM JENNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

loves it

dirrty love

i was telling melanie last night that whenever i used to go to the video store i used to always gravitate towards the lesser known titles; you know the more independant movies (they had to have big celeb names in them but they were usually not released in theatres; ie movies that celebs made while on hiatus from bigger projects that went straight to video.)

now in my experience these flicks were usually packed full of personality, just weren't total hollywood blockbusters!

when i worked at the video store and got to rent them all for free, i never hesitated when it came to picking them out...and every now and then i'd be dissappointed and pick a shitty one...but more often than not i'd get lucky and rent one that would quickly become one of my favorites of all time!! (for example; "splendor" was a relatively unknown movie, and i rented it and TOTALLY fell in love.)

so while perusing my friendly neighbourhood cockbuster, i mean 'blockbuster' (an ex used to call it that, and it kinda stuck!) i found "dirty love" starring everyone's favorite jenny mccarthy and couldn't resist.

it's the story of a beautiful young lady in L.A. who gets dumped by her model boyfriend, (after she walks in on him doing the horizontal mumbo with another hussy) and during her quest for revenge against the male giggolo she ends up meeting an assortment of colorful characters that comprise the l.a. dating market!!



along for the ride are carmen electra playing the most hilarious 'wannabe black girl' that i've ever seen, and the chick from "psycho beach party" who played bettina barnes (couldn't put my finger on who she was until the very end!!) and 'shitbrick' from american pie as jenny's "white pony" (inside joke)

you HAVE to see this movie, it's an unbelievably funny depiction of just how fuckin' nutty the dating world can be, and just how many freaks there are out there...and ps, we're all part of that group...as the heroin of the story finds out, we just have to find the freak out there who's freakish soul shines just as bright as ours does!!

(and as a slutty side note; jenny mccarthy's model boyfriend is played by victor webster, who is all kinds of HOTT...this is him in the bottom picture...that is the one in the camo tank!! incase you couldn't figure that out!!)

fun with apple

melanie got a new apple ibook...and on the built-in webcam, there's a "distortion setting".

yeah.

throw in a bottle of wine, and this was her and mine's saturday night!!

stars are blind

here it comes folks, pop star paris!!! photos courtesy of my new obsession pinkisthenewblog.com

i watched the video to her new single, and might i say...it's pretty freakin' good!! now i know my opinion might not count for too much since i'm such a die-hard paris fan...and would probably like hearing anything that comes out of her mouth, but honestly...this is not bad!!

it's got kinda a reggae-beachy-summer vibe to it, and it's just...fun!! check it out! she obviously doesn't take herself too seriously, so we shouldn't either! my take on paris these days is to stop trying to make her something she's not!

the video is a big ol' pile of fluff, and is obviously aimed at the pre-pubescent boys out there in tv land who will enjoy the shots of her writhing around in the sand whilst rubbing herself...

nothing but the best from good ol' paris!!

loves it

06.06.06

i didn't post this yesterday cause we were too busy at work, but i had to pay omen, i mean homage to the date.

yes it was june 6th, 2006 yesterday (aka 666) and in respect...or disrespect i guess would be better, michelle and i went to see "the omen" and got sufficiently creeped out.

just look into that kids eyes...EVIL i tell you!! EVIL!!

all in all it was probably one of the better horror movies i've seen in a while. it had an equal balance of suspense and creeppiness factor, and finely tuned acting! and i almost forgot just how HOTT liev schreiber is!!!

i wasn't totally sold on julia styles...she'll always be pigeon-holed as the bitchy teen in 10 things i hate about you. but the fuckin' creepiest part of the whole movie (besides the devil child which i can't even think about he's too creepy) was mia farrow. she actually played Rosemary in "rosemary's baby" (rosemary's baby was the son of the devil)and now she's back almost paying homage to her role this time around playing nanny to the evil child. she was fantastic!

anyways, i recommend seeing it in the theatre for shock value...there were these two girls off to the side, and every time they screamed the whole theatre screamed along with them!!

i love it when that happens!

abandoned on a silly road trip

i feel just like paris and nicole when they went on their road trip in season 2...only on my road trip i'm with my parents...and instead of a pretty pink pick-up truck, i'm in the brown shaggon-wagon...

it really does feel like i'm boarding with this strange family...like i'm a foreign exchange student or something, living abroad for a semester. seriously, my parent's phone hasn't rang ONCE since i've been back...not even once!!! and they don't have a working shower...so i'm stuck having baths every morning before work. do you know what a bath feels like at 7am??? it's not energizing, i can tell you that much!!!

honestly, i feel like i've fallen down the rabbit hole into the land that technology forgot!!!

all my stuff is packed into such a small area, and it doesn't quite feel like home yet...but the thing that bothers me the most is the fact that i have no closet!?! which to a gay boy like myself, is TRAGIC!!

my sweet sweet wardrobe is hanging up in my father's old work room...sad, sad, sad. but he actually built me quite the cute little contraption that hangs from the ceiling and allows me to hang all my stuff on (imagine 2 belts hanging from the ceiling with a big broom stick looking thing acting as a bar between the two!!)

it's taking a tad bit of adjusting...in case you were wondering...

feel free to call and keep in touch o' fellow readers...it would be nice to hear the phone ring every once and a while, to at least remind me that it is infact 2006!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JET!!!

well it's my lil' jet's birthday today!! my youngest son is turning 2! (uh oh, the terrible two's!!)

it's hard to believe that my lil' sweet came into my life almost 2 whole years ago!! he hasn't changed much; he's still just as cuddly, still just hyper, still just as bad...and i wouldn't have it any other way!!

hott summer nights

gosh i love my friends

back 2 da burbs

well this isn't an exact representation of my new neighbourhood...but you get the idea, right?

yes kiddies, i have moved (back) to the suburbs; land of the condo and the mini mall. sad, but true!

now stop laughing...there is a reason why i decided to sign up for 3 months of punishment; i have to take 2 silly summer courses before i can go to school in the states in september, so before i could pay for them i need to save some mad moola...hence the moving into my parents basement where the rent is free and the food is aplenty!!

so it ain't all bad!

PLUS the pool is opening in t-minus 2 weeks and 1 day (can you tell i'm a little excited?) so i'll be able to return to my fish-status soon and start living underwater like i do most summers!!

poor me, eh?

but it's not the city...i miss the noise, the traffic, the group-home girls smoking on my stairs...well, i guess not the last part!!

but the suburbs do have their perks; good looking people, (half naked good looking joggers due to the overwhelming walking trails in the area), lots of puppies, lots of places to go walking, and lots of peace and quiet!

true i may not be able to walk out my door and hail a cab, or have wild parties till the wee hours of the morning and not have the neighbours yell at me, or have a 24 hr pizza place just down the street...

BUT i can go for a swim practically in my own backyard, and i am in walking distance to "the copper penny" (you know you love it)...

so there!

right now i'm sorta living out of a box...which i hate, by the way...it's kinda like being on a bad road trip; you know the destination will make the trip worth it, but having to spend every day with the same two people in a small enclosed area might start to drive you crazy...

promiscuous

this picture doesn't really have anything in particular to what i'm going to post about, but i thought what the hell you can't go wrong with a hot photo of mr beckham!!

i was on the phone with christina last night, and we were discussing the fact that i'm moving home this weekend. and besides bringing a tear to my eye whenever i think about giving up my freedom, it also got me thinking about the way life used to be underneath my parent's roof.

my mom brought me a coffee when she came over to pick up some of my stuff the other day, and when i told her that i wanted a large, black, with 3 sugars...she gasped, and said "3 sugars is too much...i'm only getting you 2..."

HELLO, i'm 25 freakin' years old...i think i can decide how much sugar to put in my coffee!?!

but it's these kind of things that i'm not looking forward to! i'm not a quiet person anymore; in the morning, after work, or even when on the phone...and i'm not looking forward to having to start being!!

i know they're going to be upstairs...blah, blah, blah...but they're still going to be THERE!!

i'm not looking forward to being hung over and around the parentals...

and how am i to continue my promiscuous nature with the parents upstairs???

well it wouldn't be the first time i slept with a boy with them in the house...or in their bed, for that matter!!



might as well finish the entry with another hot photo the same way it started!!

enjoy!

without

my oh my...so much has been happening over the past few months, that it's begun to make my head spin. wow, is this what adult hood is going to be like?

i must say that 25 is off to a rockin'/rocky start...depending on the day, i guess. it's come to my attention lately that life, or else the life to which i've become accustomed to, is quickly changing; first of all i'm picking up and leaving the first true apartment that i've ever lived in that actually felt like home; true it's my second place...but it's technically the only home that jet's ever known. i'm moving back to my parent's place during the next week (in an effort to save up a little bit of money before i leave for school in september.)

my first apartment was lovely, but i wasn't old enough or mature enough then to even really appreciate it. that and i was forced to leave against my will (don't worry harley, you were worth every gut-wrenching second of that war!!) but my place on robie street, actually felt like my own! it wasn't much, but there were a lot of good memories there. bringing jet home, for one...and also, that place was the home base for my most important and loving relationship so far...he and i had many a time in that apartment...if those walls could talk!

but walking around in it this weekend, it suddenly occured to me just how much i'll miss it...

going back to live with mom and dad is the more responsible thing to do; i need to save money to take those silly summer courses...and when you think about it, it wouldn't hurt my future financial situation to actually SAVE a few pennies to go away with... hopefully the hot gay lifeguard from last year will be at the pool again this summer...if so, things are lookin' up!!!

but anyone who has ever moved BACK in with their parents after living alone for so long (as i will be doing) knows that at the time (whether the more mature decision or not) feels like a step back. i'm giving up my independance and becoming a border again...well at least that's how it feels...i've built quite the little life here in the city for myself and my furry little friends, and i never realized just how much giving it up would mean...

the other thing on my mind, and the one that brings a little tear to my eyes, is that in a few months, i'll be moving away...AWAY, away...not just to clayton park this time, but to another country! true, it's only a 6-8 hour drive away...but it's still AWAY...

i've seen other friends pick up and go...eilish and christina to name a few...and it's been hard. you get used to having these people around every day (like in highschool) and then one day before you know it, you find yourself wishing you hadn't taken the luxury of having them so close for granted...

at least when it was them who were leaving, i always knew that it was going to be harder for them; they were moving somewhere else, not me...they were the ones who had to adjust to another lifestyle...all i had to do was adjust to missing them...nothing else was really going to change. i was still here, doing the same job, coming home to the same apartment, living the same routine.

now, the tables are turning...and i'm a little scared.

will i be able to do it? will i be able to adjust? will i make new friends? sooo many questions, and sooo much uncertainty.

i know in my heart that i'll be ok...but this is the first time in my entire life, where i'll have no one to count on but myself...

i guess that's what growing up is all about, eh?

8 and counting

tattoo excursion photos. can't you just feel the burn?











the finished product!!! i must say i think it's my favorite!!

the way to a better orgasm by pamela anderson

"Pamela Anderson is urging fans to spice up their sex lives by turning vegetarian.

To mark National Orgasm Day in America on Sunday, the blonde babe hailed her healthy diet for her fabulous sex life.

She said: "For your best orgasm ever, go vegetarian."

In support of Pamela's claims, a People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) spokeswoman insists: "Because meat clogs arteries going not just to your heart but other vital organs, the best sex tip is to go veggie."



hopefully this will further the debate on why to go vegetarian, instead of grossing everyone out...but once again, it's my blog and i'll write what i want!!! but what i wanted to add to this is that since i've stopped eating meat, my libido has been off the hook!!!!! i'm serious!! i find my sex drive has increased by 10-fold! and considering it was already pretty fuckin' high, that just goes to show!!

honestly, i can't keep my hands out of my pants!!! if only there was someone else's hands around to put down my pants, then i'd be all set...

i don't know what it is; i'm always horny, i'm constantly in the mood, and i find everything more sensual than it was before!! simply eating a delicious meal can invoke feelings of lust!

it's cRaZy i tell you!! CrAzY!!!

kapoomkaloped

that's the term we coined to describe the night we had on saturday! it's actually a bahama (bohemian?) term signifying the state of drunkenness to which we were no strangers this weekend!

and actually, we would never have heard this term if our own long lost bahama mama mima hadn't RETURNED TO US UNEXPECTEDLY AND SURPRISED US ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

that little devil.

all in all it was a fantabulous weekend; dinner with the parentals on friday night at il mercato (my new favorite restaurant, hot waiters too), followed by homemade cake, wine and presents at their place. saturday was a day of running around and then decorating in preparation for the birthday bash that was to happen later on. i was picked up by renee and my chrissy boots (fresh from ontario) and brought to dinner at the fireside, where we gourged ourselves on martinis, i mean dinner!! then we went back to my place and had a rockin' party (thank you all for coming!! all 40 of you...my poor apartment!!) from which we went downtown...and drank...and drank...and drank...

i don't really remember coming home, or where i got my veggie pizza from...or why i thought it was a good idea to ask random hot boys to take their shirts off for me so i could take their pictures (but i did enjoy finding them in my roll of film once developed...mmm...)

only thing i can do is blame the hypnotiq...gotta love those naughty hypnotiq's!!

thanks again for a wonderful 25th people!!! it was definitely one for the books!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARLEY!!!!

today my first born turns 3!!!!! hard to believe that my lil' baby is growing up so quickly, eh?? i remember when he was just a pup, sleeping on the back of my neck at night, and never leaving my side when we were out!!

i even remember the night i brought him home from the pet store, i knew my life would never be the same! (for the better of course!!)

so join me in a happy birthday chorus for my lil' harls!!

he starts college next fall, eh??

butt out

today marks my ONE year aniversary of the day i OFFICIALLY quit smoking!!!! isn't that exciting??? it was may 10th, 2005 that i finally ditched that nasty habit...not on my own however. i enlisted the help of a certain doctor parsons...miracle worker/hypnotist!!

i know i've written before about my hypnotist experience, so i won't go into detail about it again, for fear of boring my devote readers. but in all honesty i'm still in total awe of the whole experience!

i went into the appointment after smoking like a chimney in new york for a week, a total skeptic, and not exactly knowing what to expect. a little concerned, a little worried, and totally on guard...

BUT with the help of an open mind and a determined will, i walked out of that office a non-smoker!! 15 minutes later, my life was changed for the better!!

i just didn't understand how you could overcome a physical addiction with mere suggestions. i still don't really understand how it works!! but it just goes to show that it's totally possible to kick that bad habit, as long as it's in your heart.

i had been smoking on and off (more on than off) since i was 16 years old....i had my first one after i started working at the movie theater, and then when i turned 19 it was downhill from there. back then you could smoke anywhere in bars, and it was hard to get away from. hence why it was so hard for someone trying to quit/cut down!!

so for anyone out there reading this, and who's contemplating quitting, make sure you're ready (cause if you're not then it's bound to be PURE TORTURE!!) and be ready for a change in lifestyle both mental and physical.

it's probably the toughest thing you'll ever have to do, but it's possible! there are many many 'stop smoking' things on the market today (and i've tried them all!!) but if you can get in to see you're family doctor, ask him about hypnotism...in canada it's covered my msi (so it's completely free) and it fuckin' works!!!

what have you got to lose?

NOTHING!! that's what! there's only GAIN here people!!

there's no price on life!! enjoy it!

countdown to fun!!!

may has always been a BIG month...monumental, even...colossal? maybe. but definitely BIG!!!

allow me to give you a little rundown: there's my birthday, of course!! (hey, it's the one day of the year where i can officially be selfish and totally get away with it, so leave me alone!)

don't forget about tattoo day on the 11th!! eeeeeeeep!! and my 1 year anniversary of the day i quit smoking on the 10th. (hence the congratulatory tattoo i'm giving myself!!)

mother's day, the 14th (ie the day we celebrate the women who brought us into this sweet sweet world! so go out and buy some silly flowers you gooses!!)

france's birthday, the 14th aswell (and although she won't be here to celebrate it with us, or rather WE won't be THERE to celebrate it with her, let's hope she'll have a drink for us...wait, a VIRGIN COCKTAIL for us...WE'LL have a drink for you...don't worry, we'll do enough drinking for you lil miss preggo!! xoxo)

harley's birthday, the 16th (my lil sweet turns 3 this year...hard to believe he came into my life almost 3 years ago!! he starts college in the fall, eh?)

christina and melanie's birthdays, the 20th (and both will be here to celebrate this year, unlike last year where miss chrissy boots was elsewhere. can you say boozefest in three different languages like i can??)

i believe that's it. and trust me, that's enough!! my liver is hating me already.

13

well we all know that i'm beyond help when it comes to my tattoo addiction. (7 and counting...) but whatever! i have an appointment to get my new one in exactly one week (the 11th of may, just before my 25th birthday and a day after my one year anniversary of the day i quit smoking!! ie my little present to myself on my special day!!)

now i was (almost) all set on the design that you'll see pictured below...that is, until i laid eyes on the baby at the top of the page. and i'm not referring to the sexy pipes that you see!! i'm ACTUALLY referring to his AMAZING tattoo that i fell in love with and haven't stopped staring at all day, while i should be doing my work!!



this is the tribal slash design that i was (originally) sold on...

in case you're puzzling over why i would want a tattoo stretched across my back that says "lucky thirteen", it's because i was born on the 13th day (of may) and it has ALWAYS been my lucky number.

13 has always been a lucky number to me. i even turned 13 on friday the 13th, and i've always used 13 as my number of choice, whenever asked for one randomly!!

i feel so torn...what to do?? what to do??

i ask you fellow reader(s), leave me your comments/opinions on which you like better.

feel free to factor in the hot physique of the boy in the picture if it floats your boat too.

happy birthday...mister beckham...

haaaaaaaappy birthday....toooooo youuuuuuuuuu!!!

xo

eat your goddamn greens!!!

well this week marks my first official week of vegetarianism!! woo hoo!! officially no more carcuss for this lil' guy!! and i must say, so far so good!

it's been a long time coming, i guess! for the past 6 months or so the only meat i've consumed has been chicken. chicken and i have had a long standing intimate relationship for the majority of my existence...but i knew it was time to say good bye!

i held on for a little too long i think, mainly due to a fear of not receiving enough protein in my diet thusly resulting in a loss of weight...and for someone of my calibur/genetic make-up, losing weight could be a tad bit disastrous!!

but alas, it got to the point where every time i took a bite my feelings of guilt grew stronger and stronger. i seriously couldn't do it anymore.

that's when i was introduced to my new boyfriend; mr. vegetarianism!! it's getting serious...i think i'm in love!!!!

my vegetarian starter kit arrived yesterday from goveg.com/peta.org and it's packed with wonderful trivia and random celebrity quotes explaining why they chose to go veg, not to mention the 6 pages of colorful vegetarian recipes/substitutes to the many many 'now considered evil' meaty meals to which we had become accustomed as newly-ex-carnivores!!

how excited am i to get cooking??? VERRRRRY!!! let's just say trips to the grocery store have a whole new meaning!!

AND, i've even found a meat-free alternative to my usual friday night indulgence of chicken fingers and fries!!

this little gay vegetarian is very happy!!

wish me luck!!