Thursday, January 12, 2006

hostel



well if ever there was a reason not to go to europe...this is it! or maybe this is just one of the many reasons to not stay in hostels while over yonder...either way, WATCH OUT!!

from the demented mind of quentin tarantino (or at least from his production company) comes this years sick and twisted tale of death and debauchery. it follows two childhood friends and one drifter as they canoodle across europe getting their feet as wet as possible along the way. the first half of the movie depicts the seedier side of amsterdam complete with it's many many many peepshows and hash cafés, until one night when the boys are recommended to a particular "hostel" where the girls are hot and the sex is aplenty!!



so being the little horn dogs that they are they hustle and bustle over to this alleged hostel, and what they find there is not what the expect...now i won't ruin it for you, but let's just say those who stay in this hostel end up becoming part of some sort of a demented art show where the tourists are the main attraction.

yuck, yuck, yuck...

so if you're into blood and guts, and oh yes...there will be blood...check it out! it reeks of tarantino film style! even though he's only a producer. i'm pretty sure he's found a protege in eli roth the director of the film.

one more thing i'll mention; this was actually brought up in the coast in the review of the flick. eli roth was talking about how isn't it weird that you can keep an "r" rating on a movie where you see someone's eye get burned out with a blow torch...but the second you show two people having graphic sex (and let's face it, is there any other kind?) you get slapped with an nc-17!?! what's up with that? what is it about sex; the most natural human act in the world, that is so awful to see on the screen?!? has violence (something completely unacceptable)been so glamorized and accepted in today's society that it has caused sex (something wonderful that we're all a product of) to become the most taboo thing to watch at the movies???

apparently the mpaa wants us to see people killing eachother more than they want us to be getting off...start writing letters people!! this has to stop!!

there's a little food for horny thought for ya!

discuss.

and go see this movie! you'll be sinfully tickled!

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