i will never be...

the boy with the perfect outfit, or the one who can wear white and not spill anything. i will never be the boy with the most patience, or the one with the most self-confidence. i will never be the student with the perfect grades, or the tallest one in the class. i will never have the most up-to-date style, or the newest belongings, and i will never have the most rockin' car that everyone's jealous of. every hair will never always be in place, and my new shoes will eventually get dirty and worn. i'll never have the best grammar, or never make spelling mistakes when i type...and my speech will sometimes slur (damn tongue ring) even when i'm not drunk.

i will always be...

the simple boy who loves his silly celebrity gossip, and who can't stop buying trashy magazines. i will always be the boy with big eyes and the slanted jaw line (à la brad pitt...or so i'd like to think) and i will always be slim and thin (heroin chic as i like to call it). i will always be the boy with the crazy taste in music, and the one who sings along to whatever tune's playing in my head! i will always twitch when i'm excited, and ask silly questions when i don't understand something. i will always spend too much money on things i don't really need, and have troubles saving...and i will always shop for clothes before i pay off my bills. i'll always be a little naive and gullible and fall for every trick in the book...and i'll always turn 10 shades of red when i get embarassed. i'll always love my puppies, and my friends, and i'll always be the boy who puts them first. i'll always have an addictive laugh and giggle at almost anything, and i'll always try and put a smile on your face when you're down. i'll always want more tattoos, and deny that i'm never satisfied cause it's just that i like being on the extreme side. i'll always be sexual, and flirt as often as i can...and i'll continue to believe in love, cause there's nothing like the feeling of falling...

and that's ok!!

pamela comes to hali

mizz anderson (and her breasteses) are coming to our fair little city this weekend, and i couldn't be more excited!! after suffering through many a roasts from friends and coleagues as to my reasons for loving yet another blonde bimbo, the only retort i could come up with is, atleast this time my love has found it's way to a 'canadian' bimbo... isn't that better??

no, i'm just kidding. pamela is the host for this years juno awards (an awards show i've normallly been less than interested in watching...) and they're taking place in...tada, HALIFAX!! apparently there's going to be a red-carpet affair, and well it goes without saying that i'll be there front and center!

i feel that i should probably elaborate on why a wee lil' gay boy such as myself would be so infatuated with a sexkitten such as pamela; well where to begin...

actually pamela and i have quite the history together. when i was straight (?) my mother bought my father a playboy for christmas, and being the curious kid that i was, i couldn't help but seek it out and gawk at the marvels that were pamela's assets. so i guess you could say that she was the first naked woman i ever layed eyes upon!

and i've never forgotten her!!

then there was the lurid sex tape that she made with then-husband tommy lee (worth a look, yet highly over-rated) and of course baywatch, and then VIP, and my personal favorite "barb wire" (a terrible so-bad-it's-good cult classic).

but some of the better reasons i love my pamela, involve her work for PETA, her love for chihuahua(s) and animals (and their rights) in general, and her bubblegum-read "star" chronicles!! that and her mariage to sweet sweet sexpot tommy lee...to be known from now on as god of sex.

in toto, she's a hot bitch and a talented lady (seriously) who's going to rock our lil' city as the hostess with the mostest of canada's music industries BIGGEST night.

i HAVE to meet her. how will i accomplish this task, you ask? well my plan is to bring harley (since she can't resist chihuahuas; she even married her golden retriever 'star' with her chihuahua 'luca') and wave around a copy of her book(s) and her late '90's playboy pictorial!

how could she resist?!?

panic! at the disco

new obsession time: this is a rockin new band who i have recently fell in love with. puzzled at the band's name, i inquired further only to be delightfully surprised at what i found.

blender magazine compared them to 'fallout boy', and i kinda think they sound like the new 'killers'. (whom i also love). they're a little new wave, with a little big of electro mixed in, and a whole lotta rock as the luscious cherry on top!

and the lead singer is hot...so you can't lose!!

Some bands spend their whole careers just hoping to produce an album as complex, cohesive and creative as A Fever You Can't Sweat Out. Not Panic! At The Disco: They managed to get it right on the first try. Before you grab a cold washcloth, let's diagnose what caused A Fever.

It all started in the suburbs of Las Vegas when 12-year-old Ryan Ross asked his parents for a guitar for Christmas. Not to be outdone, neighborhood pal Spencer Smith begged his parents for a drum set so the duo could start jamming. "Really, from that first year [playing instruments], all we really did was cover Blink 182 songs," remembers Spencer, laughing. The band eventually matured, moved on from all the small things and recruited classmates Brent Wilson and Brendon Urie on bass and vocals, respectively (the hot one!!)

With the final lineup now in place, the newly christened Panic! At The Disco (from a line in the Name Taken song "Panic") started practicing in Spencer's grandmother's living room and began crafting the songs that would eventually make their way onto A Fever You Can't Sweat Out.

and the rest is history...or atleast will be when they get more popular!!

some noteworthy tracks:

a. i write sins not tragedies
b. the only difference between martyrdom and suicide is media coverage

and i guarentee you'll get a kick outta the names of the tracks...

check it out!

spring of

blondes, good news, not worrying, tulips, green grass, moving on, "schmants" (short-pants) excessive shopping, getting into school, moving to the states, making amends, more tattoos, visits from down unda, naked puppies, new dog carriers, my mel's, amanda, flirting with waiters who look familiar, popping amanda's martini cherry, tying cherry stems with tongues, cosmo's, new playlists, "BRAD", new sextoys, boys boys boys, sunshine, board shorts, blazers, laptops, not being pregnant, long-distance phone calls with chrissy, turning 25, best birthdays ever, naughty nurses, juno's, pam anderson in hali, coffee makers, freak lunchbox candy, american idol, ace young, simple life 3, friends being done school, yellow shoes, 100 pushups a day, garlic popcorn, red onions, becoming a vegetarian, animal rights, hip piercings, bmezine.com, no smoking year anniversary, reflections on saturdayz, naming new sex toys, the bullet, the daisy, the boxer, dinner theatre, pa's early retirement, 90's mix, cupcakes, the razr, the slvr, a return to dating, spring flings, cotton candy at the movies, semi-aussie babies, wedding planning, the gym, asking for orange pop at the shoe shop, beer on patios, ebaying till the cows come home, nicknames for boys, gay erotica 2006, kama sutra bathing gel, taking it easy, not wearing winter jackets, blossoms, dry puppy paws, eternally serving cuties at work, decisions decisions, the color pink (for boys), 53 inch televisions, the noodle nook on blowers st. as a healthy alternative for the downtown afterhours pizza crowd, not-stalking mall employees, pink's new album, dreaming of warmer dayz...

ani-ho's

i'm sorry, but i had to...how excited am i? a paris/nicky cartoon about their lives??? i quiver in anticipation.

return of the blondes

well i recently bought the 3rd season of the simple life (it was on tv but i never got a chance to watch it) and i totally fell in love with those mischevious blondes all over again!! throughout the 16 episodes of season 3 the girls visited 16 different families and worked in 16 different places as interns in various businesses and offices. (ie hillarity was sure to ensue!!)

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have both been confirmed for The Simple Life 4, even though they’re not speaking to each other...apparently their going to be taking up the role of "wife and mother" to various families across the country throughout the show; basically playing into the whole 'fish out of water' scenario yet again! the title will be "the simple life 4; till death do us part" (something tells me the title had a previous meaning...that is until both the stars' engagements fell apart!!!) but nevertheless the show must go on!!

i guess this year's theme does sound a little promising! did you hear about nicole's embarassing moment recently? apparently she was caught (?) asking an 11 year old boy if he found her attractive...i guess you had to be there, but it had more to do with the 'language' she used to ask the question!!

you can only imagine...

i heart cartoons

me and the mel's went to see "curious george" last night, and let me just say we totally fell in love with that lil' monkey!! not only was it the cutest cartoon i've seen since 'chicken little', but it simply brought a huge smile to my face the whole time we were in the theater!

i mean, you can't help but be put in a good mood while watching it! if not from the cuteness of george, atleast from the soundtrack; which is made up completely of lovely and melodic jack johnson songs!

adults tend to ignore the appeal of cartoons these days. and that's just their first mistake, especially since much of the humor of 'cartoon movies' is directed at adults! i mean, come on some of the jokes in disney movies are aimed right at the elders!! and cartoons are fun to look at!! so what's the problem here?!?

so the next time disney or pixar or tim burton comes out with a new animated flick, don't pass it by without at least a little glance!! i guarantee it'll brighten up your day and make the world seem just a little bit funner!!

carlly n' joey become commissionaires

something crazy happened today; carlly (my lil' monchichi) and i received our official invitation to be commissionaires of oaths for the province of nova scotia.

we have been appointed as a commissioner for taking affidavits pursuant to the notaries and commissioners act, while employed with the province.

the above picture is us with our certificates. it's funny cause i've been here for almost 3 years, and i'm just now being sworn-in! but better late than never! actually, casuals (such as i) were never before permitted to enter into 'commissionaire-hood' before now, so it's a GIANT leap for casuals everywhere!

no longer will i have to look for someone to witness a signature for me! no longer will someoneELSE have to swear documents for me! i will soon have my own stamp to do such bidding for 'other casuals' everywhere!!

i'm just really excited to have my name on a stamp...exciting ain't it???

ace

this is ace young. the next american idol. according to me and to every other red blooded gay boy and teenage girl and lady (and a few sexually confused teenage boys too) in all the world!!

not only does he have the voice and face of an angel, but he's slick, suave and completely modest!! his body is rockin', and he has that je ne sais quoi of a star!



from the moment i saw him in his audition, i knew he was gonna rock it! just like i knew that fantasia was going to win during her season. and i'm sure if i had watched last season i would have been able to predict carrie's big win aswell! but sadly, i missed it!

shall we have another look?



i'm not necessarilly bragging about my 'being able to pick a winner' when it comes to novice singing competitions...but i seem to have a knack!! i guess you could say that i can recognize star quality when i see it! no, i'm just talking outta my ass!



but he's pretty to look at isn't he? i apologize if recently my blog has become more of a 'pretty boy shrine', but i just had to share my love for ace with the world.

so cross your fingers for ace and watch for him in the future. i guarantee you his face will be EVERYWHERE!!

go ace, go!!

abnormaly hot

so lately, i must admit to finding myself suffering from something a little off that's taken me by complete surprise (mentally) that is...i've been finding myself stragely drawn to hot dirty-looking boys! do you know what i mean?

here, let me draw you a picture: friday night at jamie's boyfriends birthday party there was a guy there who looked oddly familiar (but we'll not go there). he was about my height, with black rimmed nerd glasses, and medium brown hair. (normal so far). but with that pseudo-quasi-artsy-nerdy-doesn't take care of himself so much kinda feel...AND I WAS SO HOT FOR HIM!!!! seriously, though!!! that's crazy. i've always grouped those boys under the opposite of "the renoir" category. (ie nicer up close than from afar but still un-datable).

and now what??? i couldn't take my eyes off him!!! he was dressed very vintage rock star-ish, and he had super nice arms, and that 'fuck me in the back seat of my dirty van' look about him!!!

interesting...very interesting...

AND this morning on my way to work, i came across this guy who always walks by me(while i wait at the bus stop) and says good morning. now i never really even look twice, cause just like the guy described at the top of this entry, he was always a little unmentionable. (ie unkempt and undatable) although one day in the summer he did walk by me shirtless and i almost had to run home and change!!! but anyways, TODAY he did his normaly walk by (i hadn't seen him basically since ken doll and i started dating) and i was strangely drawn!! he has like the remnants of dreds, and that skater/smells like teen spirit look to him. (ie hot hotty hot in the language of a prostitot).

so what's coming over me? have i begun to stray from the normal "pretty boy" look to which i've become accustomed?? or are my tastes simply evolving? now don't get me wrong, i've dated almost all types and sizes...but never really this type...

hmmmm, i think i'm starting to like it!!

do you love it?

valentine

happy valentine's day lovers!!!! i know some of you may be saying to yourselves, 'blah blah blah, it's just another over-rated hallmark holiday...' but to you i say GET OVER IT!!! and get into it!! and enjoy it!!

i hope you all get a steamy kiss from that special someone, have a few cinnamon hearts during the day, and wear atleast one thing that's red!

enjoy some chocolates, and some snuggles, and make sure to ask that lil' someone to be your valentine...sure it's a silly little day, but it only comes once a year!!

have fun!

i heart jd

i'm sorry but is anybody else retardedly in love with jd fortune but me??? i just happened to stumble upon this pic of him kissing dave navarro (how hot is that?!?) and couldn't help but create my own personal "naive inner-workings" shrine to the pictou native-turned rock star!!



now i only watched a few episodes of inxs' search for a new front man, but as soon as jd's bad-boy/angel face graced this gay boy's television screen, i was SMITTEN!! the band announced tuesday a 12-city canadian arena tour starting may 7 in moncton, then moving to halifax, montreal, ottawa, toronto, kitchener ont, london...yada yada yada...main point of concern is that this hottie mc hot is going to be in our little metropolis soon!

operation find jd, officially set in motion.



the 32 year old was born in ontario, and moved to pictou county when he was 5, before moving back to ontario in his teens. he regards coming back home and playing with the band as the sign that he's officially 'made it'. although personally i think that he's giving nova scotia a little too much credit!! but far be it of me to judge! maybe life ain't that greener on the other side of canada! but it's always nice to feel liked, eh?

whenever i hear of someone as hot as jd coming to halifax, i kinda start to feel a little nervous; nervous more of what i'd do if i were ever to come face to face with them. and if my friends would have enough bail money to get me out if i 'accidentaly' lost control of my hormones and were to accost them in an unsidely manner...ahem...not like i'd ever do something like that...

ghosts

do you believe in relationship ghosts? for example it doesn't matter how big or small the area you live in, but once or twice in your life you're GUARANTEED to run into a relationship ghost (an ex/someone you slept with/fooled around with...) at precisely the wrong moment in time.

do you know what i mean? it's like there's an alarm that goes off that only an ex can hear, that tells them to pop up out of the blue with the sole purpose of throwing you for a loop!

it could be a bad time emotionally, or at just a moment where you're feeling a little vulnerable, or at a time when you're feeling a little lonely! but whatever the reason, you're guaranteed to feel worse after you see them!

running into an ex is always tricky, that goes without saying! you can think you're completely over the person (although who ever really gets over it?!?) and the moment you see them (whether for the first time, or simply the first time in a while) it's never a good feeling!

you know you've seen a relationship ghost when you turn white at the sight of them! your stomach does a little flip (and not in the way it used to) and you take like two steps back (in the wrong direction) in your head! that's when you know you've seen a relationship ghost!

do you think we ever give up the ghost? i mean, do we ever really get over the feelings we once had for an ex? or do we simply forget about them. we all know the eternal proverb (sorta proverb) about time healing all wounds...but does it ever really mend them?

i think that's certainly something that's specific to the individual and to the relationship. that's one thing i've learned so far about relationships; they're kinda like diamonds (puke, i know) for each one is unique.

well here's a pic of my anything but ex ken doll: i promised christina i'd post one. and thanks to michelle for the pic at the top!!

brad-is-girlfriend

now i'm sure everyone is bored to tears with the whole "brangelina" thing, but when i saw these photos i just had to comment on them. brad pitt definitely starts resembling all the women he dates, doesn't he? he totally went blonde and short with gwynneth, then he took on the natural brunette and long straight look of mizz anniston, and now the dark, sometimes gothic look of angelina. what's up with that?

the one in the middle is by-far, my favourite! it's hilarious, isn't it?? he totally looks exactly like gwynneth! do you remember when they were together? gwynneth was the hot new item back in those days! mainly due to the fact that she was hanging off the arm of brad pitt. but who's to say!! that was back around the time of 'interview with the vampire' for him, and 'sliding doors' for her i think.

blast from the past, eh?

do you think this happens in all relationships?? that one person starts to resemble the other? well this certainly remains true in the 'maneurism' category...i know that i've picked up certain traits from everyone i've ever dated. i mean, when you're constantly around someone for great lenghts of time, you can't help but rub off on them a bit, right? but brad certainly takes it to a new level, doesn't he?!?

now for the obligatory comment on the 'brangelina' epidemic. i wasn't at all interested in the gossip that surrounded these two for the longest time, mainly due to the fact that it was all "heresay" up until their reps confirmed what everyone already knew was true. i mean, yes they were seen with eachother time and time again, but everything was complete rumors up until just recently!! i mean, who was to say they weren't just hangin' out!! i mean they were in a movie together, and maybe they were just friends!

that was plausible until it got out that brad had filed to have lawful adoption rights to both of angie's kids!! now that may just be the kicker right there...kind of a dead giveaway, don't you think?

so the two hottest people in hollywood have finally hooked up!! it was bound to happen people! angelina is the type of girl who even straight ladies would swing the other way for, and well brad...let's just say that this lil' gay boy need not even comment on his appeal for fear of crossing into 'redundancy territory'. they're both retardedly beautiful, and will have beautiful children, and a beautiful home, and continue to make the world a beautiful better place while making the rest of us feel bad about ourselves...yada yada yada!

i hope they make a sex tape, and that that sex tape gets accidentally leaked onto the internet...that would be just awesome!

and sad, for them i mean!

shizzle

you can talk shit, eat shit, do shit, make shit, feel shit, take shit, throw shit, drink shit, move shit, pile shit, bottle shit, hide shit, drive shit, build shit, walk shit, can shit, write shit, fake shit, swallow shit, wear shit, buy shit, throw away shit, pick-up shit, record shit, find shit, type shit, sing shit, watch shit, give shit, carry shit, get rid of shit, bring shit, donate shit, roll shit, lend shit, schedule shit, edit shit, see shit, dig shit, listen to shit, fuck shit, poop shit, pee shit, clean shit, blog shit, call shit, lick shit, cut shit, kill shit, drive shit, shop for shit, steal shit, fly shit, park shit, knight shit, knit shit, chew shit, blow shit up, fuck shit up, make shit up, squeeze shit, dye shit, tape shit, count shit, calculate shit, read shit, remember shit, fire shit, press shit, mark shit, waste shit, drizzle shit, spread shit, be shit, smell shit, massage shit, dress shit, style shit, lie about shit, break-up with shit, dump shit, marry shit, clean shit, ring shit, shave shit, call shit, make-fun of shit, AND ROCK SHIT!!!

phew.

the mix

shall we begin? yes, let's! so in a desperate attempt to fool mother nature into bringing me warmer weather, i returned to my summer colors...summer hair colors, that is. while most of the world is going darker for the winter months, i return to my blonde roots, (no pun intended). and a much shorter, edgier hair cut! basically it came down to missing it...and missing having an excuse for how ditzy i can be! (or how ditzy i am...) not that i didn't enjoy the black hues, but let's face it; the blonde is much more me. (this is the photo i gave jodi).



next on the agenda of what's new is my new obsession with "true religion" jeans. see image. they even named these jeans after me!! seriously, they're called "joey" jeans. isn't that just completely bitchin? how am i to resist? how could i not be taken by a designer reaching out to me in such a manner? do you think they had me in mind while making them? who else could be their muse for 'joey jeans'?? i mean, come on!!!



next, this is a shameless photo...it's a pic of this seller on ebay that i 'came' across one day!! isn't he amazing? he sells shitty clubbing clothes "4 jocks" (seriously that's his selling tag) but he's got a hot ass body, so i had to immortalize him in the "naive inner-working" files. (i think this photo is an add for his 'guide to shaving' kit retailing at about 27 bucks!!) but i tend to review his for sale items...mostly just to gawk!! enjoy!)



so since i'm so graciously going with amanda to get her tongue pierced later on today (ow! ow!) she agreed to doodle a little design for me to add to a tattoo i already have! i almost find it hard to see my original tattoo in her design (that's how good she is) but it's in there...the original idea was a 'tribal spectre' on the back of my calf. but it's a little too small for my liking. (you know how i like 'em big!) so this is one design she made for me.

this is the second. but i have to hold off a little while longer...cause if i get it now, that will be 3 tattoos in 1 year...and i do believe that qualifies me for the tattooed white trash award of the year. well, tattooed classy white trash, riiiight?



so that's the world according to joey these days. i know it's been a while. but there you have it! let's keep dreaming of warmer days, and afternoons spent at the beach, or poolside with a mojito in hand. and you never know, maybe we can change the weather by osmosis!!!

hostel

well if ever there was a reason not to go to europe...this is it! or maybe this is just one of the many reasons to not stay in hostels while over yonder...either way, WATCH OUT!!

from the demented mind of quentin tarantino (or at least from his production company) comes this years sick and twisted tale of death and debauchery. it follows two childhood friends and one drifter as they canoodle across europe getting their feet as wet as possible along the way. the first half of the movie depicts the seedier side of amsterdam complete with it's many many many peepshows and hash cafés, until one night when the boys are recommended to a particular "hostel" where the girls are hot and the sex is aplenty!!



so being the little horn dogs that they are they hustle and bustle over to this alleged hostel, and what they find there is not what the expect...now i won't ruin it for you, but let's just say those who stay in this hostel end up becoming part of some sort of a demented art show where the tourists are the main attraction.

yuck, yuck, yuck...

so if you're into blood and guts, and oh yes...there will be blood...check it out! it reeks of tarantino film style! even though he's only a producer. i'm pretty sure he's found a protege in eli roth the director of the film.

one more thing i'll mention; this was actually brought up in the coast in the review of the flick. eli roth was talking about how isn't it weird that you can keep an "r" rating on a movie where you see someone's eye get burned out with a blow torch...but the second you show two people having graphic sex (and let's face it, is there any other kind?) you get slapped with an nc-17!?! what's up with that? what is it about sex; the most natural human act in the world, that is so awful to see on the screen?!? has violence (something completely unacceptable)been so glamorized and accepted in today's society that it has caused sex (something wonderful that we're all a product of) to become the most taboo thing to watch at the movies???

apparently the mpaa wants us to see people killing eachother more than they want us to be getting off...start writing letters people!! this has to stop!!

there's a little food for horny thought for ya!

discuss.

and go see this movie! you'll be sinfully tickled!

rock star

do you think that every young child grows up wishing and hoping and praying that someday when they're older they'll become a rock star?? i know i did! or maybe it was my parents who wished that fate upon me, and exemplified that by dressing me up in a gold rock star mullet wig and leather jacket with junior snake skin pants comeplete with "kiss" make-up around the eyes one halloween night when i was but a lad...or maybe that's why i'm gay...no, just kidding!

it struck me while i was standing in the line-up in the drug store and peered into the "enegry drink" display case and saw the "rock star" beverage standing there lookin' like a rockin' can of (much needed) beer. and i felt compelled to buy it. maybe it was my destiny calling out to me...or maybe it represented something from my childhood; like a memory waiting to be rediscovered. or maybe it was something from beyond that was telling me to be more edgy...not that's not possible, riiight?

either way, it got me thinking. do you think the rock stars of today exemplify the "live hard, die young, and leave a good looking corpse" way of being that was once the way of yesterday's rock stars?

i mean, you look at ozzy and the crue and axl and the way they lived...and you compare that to the "pop stars" of today??? it's completely uncomparable!!

but maybe that's what happens as the genre gets passed down from generation to generation. aspects get lost in translation, and time changes things. the once booze soaked concerts and rampage fueled after-partys of motley's daze, have been replaced by coke fueled ditty's sung by heroin chic bulimics and posh afterhours-vip-members only-night clubs. (i love you lindsay and ashley and nicole!!!)

and maybe that's ok! maybe that's how the party gods wanted things to evolve! but i guess we just have to be thankful that there are still the odd group out there who's always ready to trash a hotel room, sleep with some groupies, pass out on stage, and be willing to be ready to take one for the teams of yore in an all-out rawk fest!!!



cause really, do you want this to be your next rock idol???

the 3 c's and the color purple

clothes, compliments, cock and the color purple (the hot new color for guys...spread it around!!) were the themes for the evening of the new year! and it was probably one of the most successful new years i've ever had!! (*knock on wood*)

thanks to everyone who came out to dinner...i don't think i could have planned it any better! (not that i'm gloating...ok, i am a little...) i should really be in p.r. don't you think? and thanks to melissa for suggesting stage 9 as the second venue, i'm so in love with that bar...not that my new years kiss had anything to do with that!! and then dancing till 5 am was a pretty good way to top off the evening!

so...2006...hard to believe, ain't it? glad it started off with the proverbial 'bang', let's just hope it keeps up!! i hope it's a year of thrills, bills, and sexy chills!! (?)

enjoy!

happy new year!!

i just wanted to wish you and yours (yes you, my fellow readers) a very happy new year! remember, drive safe, drink lots, and have a toast to me, i mean your loved ones during this fine holiday season!!

2005 was a good year! i broke a mirror a few months back and have been a tad bit skeptical of going on's ever since...but all in all it's been a good year!

i've lived, i've loved, i've lost, and i've gone shopping! oh god, how i've gone shopping! it's been a year of travel, of hard work, of moving away, and of puppys! and alcohol! (it's always an alcohol year)!

so dear ones, i bid you well on the eve before the new year begins...i hope you all have a steamy kiss at the stroke of midnight, fall down at least once during the night, and wake up on new years day with one rockin' hang-over!!

remember to dress spectacularly, and to leave the car keys at home! keefe's orders!

i hope 2006 keeps you smilin', keeps you lovin', keeps you sexin', and keeps you drinkin'!

god i'm thirsty...

HAPPY NEW YEAR SEXY'S!!


♪cheers♪