drew love

"can an ordinary guy land a date with drew barrymore? brian herzlinger gave himself 30 days to find out"

this is the header of a people magazine article about some joe-blow-schumck (yes, i'm a tad jealous) who decided to pursue a childhood crush he had on drew barrymore, in hopes of scoring a date with the luscious voluptuary. check out his pitch:

single mensch, 29, seeking date-just one-with beautiful charlie's angels star of boyhood dreams. l.a.-based aquarius filmmaker enjoys quirky challenges, singing in cars and grease 2 (puh-leeze). looking for one very special actress who believes in fate...

you get the drift. i don't know if you've heard of him or not, but his story even made it onto entertainment tonight, (and apparently into people magazine). this guy made a documentary called "my date with drew" (how original), in which he tries every trick in the book to land a date with his idol. he chronicles his quest, from a practice date with a drew look-alike, to a painful attempt at a chest wax (pussy). while the premise sounds like a pretty desperate attempt to score a date of ANY kind...it might have merit...IF IT WEREN'T MY DREAM HE'S IMPEDING ON!!??!!

and listen to this; when asked why drew, he says "for her to get through the child-actor phase and become one of the biggest stars in the world, and to retain this positive outlook on life-i respect her for that"...i'm pretty sure i said the exact same thing before...grrr...

now i'm not sure if i've ever spoken about my LOVE for drew in the past (on my blog), but if i haven't let me please clarify her and i's relationship; i've loved her longer than any of my other celebrity bitties! drew and i have had a connection since i first started watching movies. hello, Gertie?!? and we've continued to grow in eachothers eyes ever since. she, a troubled teen...struggling with alcohol and drugs, and the pressures of fame, all to rise above and become a beautiful butterfly...not to mention fantastic actor, producer, and template for positive thinking...i a faithful lover of her movies, her views, her tattoos, her fashion sense...we're so tight, as you can see.

i guess you could say that she's had a profound effect on how i look at the world today; she tends to find beauty in everything and tries to not let herself be taken by the negative side of things, and enjoys every minute of the day.

i've stood by her as she made mistakes; hello, tom green! but never judged, for it was never my place to intervene, and praised her for her better choices; the current fabrizio moretti (fantastic name by the way, dude) with whom i sincerely hope sticks around...if it has to be somebody (other than me) then he's a worthy candidate, so was luke wilson...but i don't know what happened there!

so i encourage you to find this character "brian herzlinger" and bash his docu-movie about my sweet drew...cause let's face it, i thought of it first...