a weekend like no other

well all that worrying was for nothing,
as open arms i was greeted with,
the fear of meeting the parents,
was thankfully just a myth.

we swam, built sand-castles,
and soaked up the sun,
we ate turkey and vegan cookies,
and chatted with dad and mum.

we played reverse hide-and-seek,
while drinking southern C and gin,
saw a meteor shower,
had so much fun it was a sin.

dear andy and his dummys,
deserve a stance all of their own,
his property was a sight,
so go enjoy or condone.

it was a weekend like no other,
filled with debauchery and fun,
i almost can't believe,
i flashed that car my little bum!


♪best weekend ever♪