Thursday, August 18, 2005

evian

so i'm totally in love with evian water...i know it's almost pretentious these days to be drinking a big fat bottle of evian water while you're all dressed up at work, (why is that actually, how did evian become the bottled water of champions?) but i must say that coming from someone who drinks a 1.5 litre bottle of water daily, evian is totally hitting the spot lately!

now you can tell me it's from the french alps, and that it's been filtered time and time again, till you're blue in the face...but what it really comes down to, is the TASTE!!

you know how some people have a refined palatte for wine, others for beer, (i'm currently working on perfecting both), well i have one for bottled water! it's quite the trait that i developed over the years...mostly since becoming an employee at the department (due to the fact that it can get irretatingly dry in here, and water's been my only saviour), but i'm talkin' i can take the freakin' pepsi taste test challenge any ol' day of the silly week with bottled water and kick anybody's ass even with a cold! and as pretentious as it may seem, evian's got the best flavor!

now when shopping for a bottle of water for pure refreshment purposes, it may be tempting to go for the life brand generic brand of water for a mere .99 cents. HOWEVER i urge all of you NOT to, cause you will be disappointed. not only is it foul in taste, but i don't shoppers drug mart can filter water to save it's life...hence the foulness factor. if water could grow mold, then shoppers' life brand water would win the blue ribbon in that contest.

the next product i suggest bypassing is dasani bottled water. while alluring with it's clear blue bottle, and it's tease of refreshing-ness, it's price tag of $1.99 is just simply not worth it. if you're going to spend this much on a bottle of water, then you might as well splurge and go for evian.

whilst evian sells for a whopping $2.49 a bottle, as soon as you take your first long gulp of it's crystal clear taste...you'll know why. i guarantee you'll be taken by it's smoothness and the way that it gushes down your throat and through your whole body, bringing a burst of freshness and cool to every inch...you can almost taste the french alps with every sip you take.

so the next time you're in the drugstore purchasing refreshment in a bottle, cast your eyes upon that beautiful bottle of evian...it really is as wonderful as they say!

3 comments:

lucifuge said...

thanks for the water review! i'm a fan of evian for sure-- but i try to go for mineral water when it's available-- perrier tends to be my favourite of the ones commonly on the store shelves.

Manifold Mess said...

I don't know if I've ever had Evian, but I can definitely add a few to the Do Not Drink column.
PC Natural Spring Water is foul, foul, foul, but the all time loser has to be Tim Hortons water. It's SALTY. Who wants to drink salt water? I bet they bottle it straight from the harbour.

lucifuge said...

tim hortons "water" is definitely the worst ever. ever. EVER! its supreme saltiness makes me thirstier and pukier.