except for nowadays we have the luxury of throwing in a combination of the two; boxer briefs!! not to mention, the newly infused 'trunk', or bikini, or g string...however there's no accounting for taste on that last one.
anyways, my point is that there's a whole world's worth of underwear out there, and i think it's time i give you the dummy's guide. "the dummy's guide to men's underwear."
and trust me when i say that i'm an expert!! well, not really...but i've seen it all!! and worn it all, so my opinion won't be biased.
shall we begin with a classic?
the brief; aka little boy briefs, nut huggers, tighty-whities...etc, etc, etc. the original underwear of choice, made famous (ironically enough) by cameron diaz in charlie's angels when she dances in the mirror in her spiderman undies...
while they're a tad cute, i haven't figured out the exact body type on whom they might compliment. (but the dude in the pic ain't doing a bad job!!) but they leave little to the imagination, therefore the wearer would have to exude a certain level of self-confidence, and be someone who is definitely comfortable with their sexuality. as for comfort levels...they've been known to ride a tad, and chafe the inside of your thighs.
the boxer brief; my personal favorite, and all around sexiest of the undergarment world. they're a cross (obviously) between the boxer and the brief. form-fitting, kinda like a bathing suit...only one that clings to your legs in a comfortable way. calvin klein was the first responsible for introducing the world to the 'make-me-drool' boxer brief...and the underwear industry hasn't been the same since. everyone i've ever seen in a boxer brief has looked unbelievably good. they hug all the right places, and are more masculine than a brief or boxer. the majority of boys that i've...yeah, have all worn boxer briefs. maybe it's the universal gay culture undergarment of choice...and even if you don't really have much of an ass, they accentuate whatever you've got!!
lastly we have the boxer; my least favorite (looking and fitting). they're loose fitting, they tend to ride high on the waist, they offer absolutely no support for the goods, and they look just plain sloppy! i do have a few pairs, and every time i wear them i feel like i'm next to going commando!! now satin boxers are a bit sexier, but merely due to their softness. the cotton ones just make me feel uncomfortable. and unless you have a fratboy/locker room jock fantasy (and let's face it, who doesn't!) i'd stay away from them. they just seem a little too childish!
the winner?? by a landslide...the boxer brief. feel free to leave your comments on the best of the best. and people, people...please take my advice, cause i know we've all been caught in one of those embarrasing speedo circumstances...
don't let it happen again!!
1 comment:
boxer briefs are totally the way to go, altho a fine pair of cool-patterned regular boxers look hotter when they're sticking out of the top of a hot boy's jeans.
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