Joe Rogan vs Jenna Jameson

something i came across that i got a kick outta; my girl jenna giving joe rogan (from fear factor status) tips on how to eat a woman out...ahem...

A Very Unusual Christmas

just a little something for you all during this holiday season...to keep you warm, that is! ahem...

well lovers, i hope you all had an amazing christmas!! what did ya'll do? well whatever you naughty little elves got up to, i hope you indulged until your heart's content! for what else is there to really do in december, but eat too much, drink loads, visit with the rellies (relatives) and just have a holly jolly time?!?!

well don't be sad for me lovers, but i did all of these typical christmas activities, except for visit with the relatives...yes, it's true, i had the xmas of someone who's been living abroad for the past year, and was unable to return to the land from which he was conceived due to extreme costs...

but alas, all was not a disappointment! i made the decision to take my jet to the beach for a few days where we spoiled ourselves rotten by staying in a posh little hotel, ordering room service, sleeping in a king size bed, drinking champagne, and just enjoying life!!

the only thing missing was...YOU!

which is what made this xmas so unusual...waking up on xmas morning and not having my parents to make me my coffee and baileys, was odd...to say the least.

bad? no...just unusual...but as with every passing christmas, we inevitably grow up more and more, and the traditions we grew accustomed to change and develop, and we in turn make our own new traditions, and abandon others! so what may seem like a sad way to spend xmas to some, suited me just fine!

i'm 27 now, and the true meaning of christmas, well the one that i thought was the true one anyways, has evolved as i've grown up...i no longer feel the need to wake up on the 25th of december with a tree full of presents...

at this point, christmas is about doing what makes you happy! seeing the ones that make you happy! and appreciating the season! so that's why jet and i did what we did, cause if we couldn't be with my parentals this christmas, i would at least spoil us both rotten and have our holly jolly christmas somewhere i love, doing the things that make us happy...

happy christmas lovers!!!

now bring on fuckin' NEW YEARS EVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYTHING NEW IS BETTER...

well just a little introduction to the newly revamped, much improved, gotta-read-daily, more-important-to-your-routine-than-logging-onto-perezhilton.com, blog of yours truly!!!!

it has been a while, but alas as sometimes occurs in even the most "together" situations, the one you have come to rely upon gets busy...and begins slacking off on his postings...

as i'm sure you've heard it all before, let's hope that this promise to tune you all in more often, does not fall upon deaf ears!

it's funny when you think about it; writing has always been a true joy of mine...i've always found some sort of solace in putting my thoughts out there...whether on paper, or online...why would i allow something that brings me such peace, slip away like i have??? why do we all allow the things that bring us down, take such precidence over the things that make us happy??

i think there comes a time when we all have to stop and take a look at our priorities, and decide how important we want such negative things to really be in our day-to-day lives...and how much attention we decide to pay to them on a daily basis.

i'm 27 years old...my late (pardon me) twenties...no longer will i allow that which makes me happy fall to the wayside...and i urge you all to do the same!

if somethings important enough that it brings you up when you're down, then you not only need to indulge in it...you need to fuckin' BATHE in it!!!!

xx