NYE

















well this year especially, there's been some controversy surrounding new year's and the 'going-on's'...mostly because once again people can't seem to decide what they want to do. either that or they're waiting for their friends to make up their minds, or maybe it's because they're magically waiting for something to spontaneously spring-up that might end up being better then what they currently have planned...

who knows??!! but for whatever reason, new year's has begun to gather some 'indecisive stigma' around it...maybe it's our age?? maybe we've reached that age when what would have before been an inviting and exciting thing to do, now seems a tad bit blase and unstimulating!

have we become so jaded about new year's that no matter what we do, or what parties we attend, or even how much we drink/drug nothing seems to meet our expectations??

there certainly is a certain amount of pressure that surrounds december 31st every year; we always get dressed up, drink tonnes, go to like 6 different parties, try and see EVERYONE at once, and all we end up doing is fighting or arguing with our friends over where to go next, or who to see, or how long to stay, or what to do afterwards!! in the end everyone ends up splitting up and doing their own things anyway...some come home pissed off, some end up throwing up, and some even end up taking someone home in a last minute fit of desperation in hopes of not waking up alone on new year's day!!

so this year i've decided to do something a bit different; i took matters into my own hands and decided to suggest a night out; dinner party, followed by dancing in a swanky downtown club! i even offered to buy the tickets for people as long as they emailed me the money on time! ok, yes i took some of my teaching initiative and set deadlines for people to follow, which certainly set a fire under some people's asses and got them in gear!! and it worked!!

now we all get to sit back, lift a glass, dance our asses off, and enjoy the evening!!

so to all of you who still remain undecided towards what they want to do tomorrow, i give this advice; close your eyes, take a breath, and go with your first instinct! lol!

but honestly as long as you're with the people you love on new year's, how could you have a bad time??!?! chances are your mind's already made up anyway!!

happy new year's my lovelies, 2007 certainly kicked my ass once or twice as i'm sure it did yours...but all in all, it wasn't half bad! there's a lot of things i learned, a lot of things i will never do again, and a lot of things i can't wait to try for the second time!!

but for details on those, you'll have to stay tuned for my confessions of 2007 entry...it's sure to be a juicy one!!

xoxo

MR. PERFECT









Hi Joey, my name's Mr. Perfect. I'm 5'10", 175 lbs, long scruffy/trendy dark brown hair, sky-blue transcendent eyes, full even lips, and a piercing gaze. I can attribute my "abercrombie & fitch model's" body, to my weekend job as a surf instructor in Malibu; Surfing is truly my passion, and it's allowed me to achieve the statuesque frame you see before you. I don't even work out besides swimming, (unless you count the cardio i get from shopping) so the rest is due to pure good genes!

My real job is I'm a Veterinarian at the local animal shelter; I've always been the biggest animal lover, and now I get to surround myself with them all day long! My wish is to one day open my very own vet clinic that functions part-time as a shelter for lost/abused/neglected animals.

During my down time you can usually find me at home playing in the yard with my 2 chihuahua's, 1 doperman pincher, and 3 border collies at my beachside bungalow, or playing guitar and learning all the "no doubt" tracks by heart...acoustic versions of course...even though i'm no stranger to a good "rock-out" jam to some "Stones" or some "Bob Marley". I always said that if I could meet one band, it would be "No Doubt", "Elvis", or "Bob Marley"...just something about reggae that reminds me of my childhood!

I guess you could say I'm looking for a hyper guy who could put up with my sometimes-ADHD-behaviours, my "bleeding-heart-animal-freakness", someone with exaggerated features, who can't help but appreciate the little things in life, loves to be cuddled and will let me hold him in my arms and take-in the smell of his skin...I've always been a sucker for a guy who's a little bit smaller than me, in good shape, who has a kickin' personality, loves kids, who will laugh at my silly jokes, eat popcorn during scary movies, let me hold his hand when he's sad, skinny-dip in the ocean with me at night, and who let's me be who i am...

I love to eat, read trashy magazines, laugh at myself, chill and be lazy, listen to music morning noon and night, sleep-in on weekends, swim more than walk, listen to sappy tunes on the radio, dress-up and be dumb, get tattoos, go for martinis or a good bottle of wine, stay up late talking, make-out for hours, be on top, watch interior-design shows, and go out dancing!

A gift from "le chateau" would get you points, pay attention to the details, don't play games, look me in the eye and be honest, value your friendships, want to get to know me, love my animals, don't be afraid to get close, tell me you love me, flatter me with your honesty, show me that you care, think about me when i'm gone, be yourself...


care for a date?

WINTER OF...


















having wine come out of your ears, drinking waaaay too much, family get-togethers, finishing up placements, GRADUATION!!!!, the United Kingdom, moving to a land far far away, british boys, not needing your gaul blatter, even more tattoos, going without for a year, no more powederous substances, wet dreams, hooking up with old flames who should have been left in the past cause of their tremendously assholish behaviors, trying to be happy for people even though it obviously shows that you aren't, not hiding your feelings anymore no matter how hurtful they may seem/be, bribing veterinarians, moving on, OFFICIALLY BEING A TEACHER, officially becoming a GOOD teacher, loving what you do, standing up for yourself, platinum blondes, harajuku lovers accessories, going and staying "green", conserving energy, sweet sweet vegetarianism, almost becoming a vegan, suspenders, vests, black ties, preppy looks, style, trends, catwalk shows, missing my chihuahua, accepting and acting more your age, trying not to date anymore 20 year olds, thinking you have ADHD, starbucks coffee, finding yourself tanning in tanning beds even though you always swore you would never, perezhilton.com, not smoking for a year, friends buying property and getting married and having way too much money to buy expensive brand new cars and other things i can' t afford right now that's making me somewhat resentful, having a "tween" crush on zac efron, not remembering your dreams...except for the dirrty ones, still being obsessed with facebook, short hair cuts, wearing UGGS but not buying any more pairs cause they're kind of bad, not feeling bad about not sending out christmas cards or keeping in touch with people who you have grown apart from, britney britney and more britney, "blackout", colette's "push" album, being gay and fantastic, celebrity gossip up the ass, finding new addictions, new large purple toys, being able to take them, hooray for no drama, living out loud, having your eyes wide open, not sweating the small stuff, having a crush on certain tv meteorologists, knowing what's good for you and going for it, being happy!!

READY TO DRINK AWAY MY CHRISTMAS

is it sad that i'm just looking forward to this christmas thing being over with for the year?? i know, i know i should probably have more of a christmas spirit...but honestly with no money to purchase gifts with, and rain instead of snow, i don't believe there is a cure for my 'christmas blues' this year...

and it's funny, cause just when i think i may have found some christmas spirit from deep down within my belly, something else changes my mood and i'm back to being a "bah humbub"-scrooge type kinda guy!!

and do you wanna hear the worst part??? i'm annoyed by all those 'holly-jolly'-types, who are constantly humming christmas carols under their breath, and walking with a seasonal-spring in their step, and sending out revolting xmas cards filled with tidings of great joy...blah, blah, blah...wake me when it's over!

maybe if i had been more able to experience the hustle/bustle of the season would i be more apt to celebrate the festivities...or maybe if i had been able to put together a "wishlist" might i have been more excited to wake up and seen what silly things might be laying under our tree tomorrow morning...or maybe if we had an actual tree in our living room to decorate, instead of our more environmentally-conscious-greenhouse-gas-less little tree...(don't get me wrong though, i'm all about our little tree, it's just that it doesn't feel too christmassy in our house having not been able to decorate a larger one...and last but not least, i think another reason why i'm not Mr. Christmas this year, is because this if the first year that my Harley won't be a part of it...i miss that little guy more than words can say, and anyone out there who's celebrating this year minus one loved one knows how i feel...i miss you my darling...MUAH!

so on that note, i will however still bid ya'll a merry one...but wake me up on new year's...

(ps; the pic is of a britney of yore on last new year's eve...a time when she was still blonde, happy, and fucked up...le sigh...live it up brit'ster!!)

ho ho

hey kiddies,what's shakin??

well since you all know i'm not one for sending out cards (of anysort; they're bad for the environment and make me feel silly!!) i thought i would send everyone their holiday greetings through my fav' way to communicate with everyone...

sooooo, it's a silly ol' time of year, full of plenty of good eats, drinks, and festive parties!! most of us are broke ass po, but the select few have cash to burn...and to them i say "bah humbug!!" but all christmas cheer is not lost with this little twink; i even caught myself singing along to "i saw mommy kissing santa claus..." the other day at school...it was then that i realized that all hope was lost...consider myself bitten by the ghost of christmas future!!!

so to all my fort kent-ers, i wish ya'll a happy end of placements, and good luck in your future teaching experiences! to my other children, i wish you nothing but good luck and prosperity in the future year that lies ahead! 2007 was a tough year, a sad year, a happy year, a long year, a complicated year, a sexxy year, and a year jam-packed with as much britney as you can stuff into a dirrty sock...and thank god for that!! thoughts are uplifting for 2008, and i hope it finds all my little chillies with nothing but good cheer and mucho mucho amour!!

peace, and love bitches,

xoxo

FLICK

from the small HBO screen on which we all fell in love, to the big silver screen itself...our sexy ladies are on their way. while the info that there was a "sex and the city" movie in production is not news, the official teaser trailer was released today and, well, i got a little excited!!! haha!!

i tried to post it to my blog but it was "unpostable"...so you'll have to go search for it yourself!! haha!

i was a little unsure about how i felt about my favorite tv show making the leap to "flick" status...but all in all, i have high hopes. you never know what to expect when a tv show is made into a movie, but when you're as good as "sex..." is i know they wouldn't let us die-hard's hopes down!! at least i hope not.

i've been very careful to avoid any and all leaks that have made their way onto the internet, and you can bet your bottom dollar i intend to remain that way! we're not having a repeat perfomance of what happened with the finale...fuckin' eh...

haha