i heart h.c 4 eva

both in disguise,
we met one night,
perhaps by chance,
always thinking we might.

forver 'hung up',
always wanting to,
dancing together,
till the night was through.

so much attention,
that was paid,
but something stopping,
never getting laid,

more than that,
kisses so sweet,
wandering hands,
oh what a treat.

after all this time,
so dear to me,
never will forget,
why can't i see.

always in my heart,
never just a toy,
the sweetest person,
my little cowboy.


loves it

insane in the membrane

it's truly hard to type with two sleeping puppies stretched out in your lap in a single little desk chair...but i'm going to try my best. i never imagined that they would BOTH want to be in my lap every time i sat at the computer desk (now that i have one to sit at) but they do!! surprise, surprise eh?

anywho, this is criss angel aka mindfreak!(retardedly sexy, i know). i'm sure most of you have already heard of him, (meaning he's no newcommer to the scene) but i just couldn't help but dedicate a post to this INSANE man. my parentals have just come across a dvd that is filled with HOURS and HOURS of "mindfreak" his 'houdini-like' illusion show. and i've been hooked all over again on this crazy dude.

this man, i don't even know where to start...must be freakin' possessed or something. take this for an example; i just watched him DRINK a shot glass filled with wine and 4 pins. THEN he proceeds to eat a long string...can you guess where this is going??

so he then pulls the first needle out of his fuckin' belly button...attached to the first one, ofcourse, is the string that has the other 3 needles strung along it...

isnt' that RETARDED crazy??? other feats i've seen him perform is levitation on a complete stranger in the middle of a park!!! he's also lit himself on fire and then when being put out, has completely dissappeared!!!!

i've always been a fan of the unexplainable...magic tricks, illusionists, even the mere juggler can set me into a tizzy!!! but this man has it all!! just look at him! now only is he rockin' hawt, but he's incredibly talented and mindboggling!

i suggest you tune into his show, or download some of his tricks...he truly is unexplainable!

happening

summer has sprung, but to me it almost brings a sigh of sadness to my breath...it's happening...to me, it's happening!! i have to pinch myself every now and then just to bring me back to my parent's basement!!

my courses are starting soon, and everytime i close my eyes at night it brings me one day closer to THE day that i have to pack up and leave.

i've been on a constant search for an apartment for what seemes like forever now, and it's been the thing on my mind that has had me most worried. but i recently actually found a place that just may be where i lay my head for the next year of my life...hard to believe, i know.

i was most concerned due to the fact that over the past three years i've created a certain type of situation for myself (having adopted two dogs) and i have been absolutely one hundred percent terrified that i wouldn't find a home that would allow such a lifestyle, and would basically be shit outta luck...seriously, i would rather not go to maine than not be able to bring my dogs. i know it may sound silly, but i'm dead serious.

these animals are my life, they're my children, my joy, my heart...and the thought of not being able to...i don't even want to type it...is just not an option.

but thankfully, i think i've found a place that will support the little lifestyle that i've got going...and i couldn't be happier...

so it's happening...i keep asking myself if i'm ready, and i'm not sure if i'll ever know the answer to that. is anyone ever ready to leave the land they have called home for their entire life??? when do you ever know these things are right? i've spent 25 years here with the assumption that one day i would pick my life up and take it elsewhere to pursue what it will become.

i've watched those close to me do it...and now suddenly it's my turn!! this is not necessarilly where i pictured myself being, this time last year. but i'm so glad it is.

i just hope i have what it takes to do it.

the pussycat dolls

i wasn't going to blog about the dolls, but then i fell in love with their single "buttons" and couldn't help myself!! the reason i was initially against this imposter 'pussycat dolls' group, is because as soon as they appeared in the media everyone assumed they were this brand NEW girl-group with their new innovative sound and sexy look...BUT really, the FIRST TRUE and REAL pussycat dolls aren't a band at all...

The Pussycat Dolls, recognized as "L.A.'s hottest cabaret ticket" by People magazine, is a burlesque flavored revue which debuted at Johnny Depp's Viper Room in 1995. Since then it has sold out a series of shows at the Roxy and spiced up such fetes as the Elton John/InStyle Oscar party & Opening act for Janes Addiction.

While attracting such guest performers as Christina Aguilera, Charlize Theron, Gwen Stefani, Dita Von Teese, Brittany Murphy and Christina Applegate, it has also lured such star attendees as Dave Navarro, Marilyn Manson, Leo DiCaprio, Heather Graham, David Spade, Gene Simmons and Hugh Hefner.



The Pussycat Dolls are choreographed by top choreographer, Robin Antin & it's performed by a bevy of sultry, dolled-up, cut-and-pasted women headlined by Carmen Electra. Carmen Electra is a hip-shimmying, underwear-sporting member of the 1940s-inspired cabaret dance group the Pussycat Dolls. ... Electra's routines include the 'Big Spender' opening number as well as a duet to Bjork's 'It's Oh So Quiet' and a sultry cigarette-smoking number set to Henry Mancini's 'Pink Panther' theme.

i don't know if you've ever seen any of their performances, but you should totally check them out. they're HOTT!! 'pussycat' stands for the sexual side of the women, ie the burlesque, hip grinding aspect of the show, and 'doll' stands for the more innocent side to a woman.

THEN this silly little, media-pleasing-aimed-at-prepubescent boys group came out, called themselves "the pussycat dolls" and totally changed/ruined the image that the ORIGINAL dolls had sought out to establish!!! whadupwithat????

not ONE of the original doll girls are in the band...in fact the only thing that the two have in common, is their name!!!

HOWEVER, like i said earlier their work is pretty catchy. "don't cha" was their first, followed by the shitty/mediocre "stickwit you". "beep" is fantastic, and so is "buttons" (such simple titles!!) and they do a killer swanky, sultry, loungish version of "sway" that you just HAVE to download.

so i guess they're not so bad...just in comparaison to the orignal ladies!

summer of...

sunshine, beaches, pools, chlorine, lakes, suburbia, dark tans, online courses, laptops, flip-flops, crocs (the uggs of the summer), spray-on sunscreen, barefeet, puppy's rolling in the grass, bayers lake, coolers, coronas, patios, silva boat cruises, looking at the stars, itzakadoozies, drumsticks, american eagle, paris hilton's new single "stars are blind", le petit prince, itunes, evolve festival, not paying rent, moving to the states, free porn, skinnydipping, sleeping commando, hott summer nights, flirting with the hot young gay lifeguard who's got a nipple ring, trips to philli, writing soon-to-be-published book reports, naughty nurses, BIG paychecks, apple macbook, ABSINTHE, "dress to kill", masquerade ball, summer flings in the basement, having to be quiet whilst playing with yourself, white 'shield' sunglasses, superman returns, pinkisthenewblog.com (i love you trent), brangelina, jager and red bull, affairs with mr. smirnoff, pride 2006, "ginny", vegetarian EVERYTHING, freshly made home-cooked meals, white beach pants, plaid geeky/preppy shorts, confessions on a dancefloor tour, MAINE, scary university, astronomy, microeconomics, running into people on the bus in clayton park who you've slept with, cruzline, faded camouflage prints, sean cody, staying up later, longer daze, drinking in the sun, mc mario sun factory 2006, missing the bahama-mama-mima, itsy-bitsy-teeny-weenie-skimpy-bikini's, the beck's, world cup 2006, leaving access ns, redhotchillipeppers, hummus, mimosa's, THE SWEET SWEET NOODLE NOOK, swimming laps, dips in the pool after work, having fun!!!!

the life aquatic: with joey keefe

here's to the men who we love,
here's to the men who love us,
but the men who we love, will never love us,
so FUCK all the men, here's to US!!

j'aime nager dans la piscine

well i'm writing to you all not only after a few drinks, but for the first time on my new computer(without my glasses so bear with me)...and it's not so bad!!! a little crAzy to be able to download porn on my OWN computer (do you love it??) but the fact that i'm writing when i'm not at work, is just TOO exciting!!!!! AND the fact that i've paid for the silly thing outta my own money, is a definite bonus...

so the pool opened today, and the HOTT lifeguard (whom i met today..and i love...) started today...so that was pretty fun!!! i got a bit of a burn, but that's all good...it's like a given that on the first true sunny day i get burned...) i'll try and even it all out tomorrow...cause guess what??? I'VE GOT A FREAKIN' POOL IN MY BACK YARD!!!!! jealous??? well i bet you don't all live with your parents, now do you???

today was probably one of the most fantastic days i've had in a while; i got up super early (after going out for drinks with my beloved melissa and frank last night at jack aster's *i love you elissa and paul*) and spent the whole day poolside with christina, rennee, melissa and glenn!! we swam, flirted with my hot lifeguard, ate, drank (all day) and then went to glenn's for a bar b q and drinks/movie (pixar's cars...not emotional enough for me)...

ahhh, summer...

irina

this is irina...there's no real point to me posting a picture of her on my blog except that i came across her and couldn't resist.

she's very interesting isn't she? i'm thinking of having her as the mascot for "dressed to kill" ****details to come****

apparently she's a toy...created by fafi...why don't i just let you read about this peculiar creation for yourself!!

Fafi is strong presence in the graffiti and fine art scenes who is known for her images of sexy and liberated girls. On walls or in paintings, her girls can be funny, sexy, or aggressive. By exploring femininity through stereotypes and using it to her advantage, Fafi creates girls who are both powerful and active.

Fafi has completed murals throughout the world, often with fellow graffitti artist Tilt, in places such as the United States (New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco), Japan, Germany, Belgium, Tunsia, Spain, Canada, and Hong Kong. In December 2002, Sony released her time-capsule toy set featuring six of her characters. In addition to being in numerous magazines, her first book, Girls Rock , was published earlier this year. She is also active with her clothing line of shirts and handbags and has been featured in MTV Europe's style show "Mash" and in such style bibles as The Face and Italian Vogue magazines.

Irina is our first Fafi figure



now is she sucking on the skulls?? or blowing them...either way i bet they're gettin' off...

hard

r u ready 4 it?

do u want it?

details to cum...stay tuned...

sexy buttons

this is a total fluff entry today, i just finished watching the movie "waiting" (photo down below) starring the elusively sexxxy mister ryan reynolds (pictured left) and i just HAD to dedicate today's post to this handsome canuck (i can't believe i just used that term...)

ryan reynolds is DEFINITELY the sexiest thing to hit hollywood from this fair country in a long loooong time!

this made in canada sex muffin comes straight from vancouver, b.c. you may recognize him from such films as van wilder, the amityville horror, blade: trinity, or from (his first BIG recognizable break) the hit tv show "two guys a girl and a pizza place". (short lived comedy, but still a goody!)

as i was saying i recently saw him in "waiting", the story of a group of fictional restaurant employees and their zany and fuckin' nasty restaurant experiences! (warning: you may NEVER eat out again after this flick...)

my boyfriend ryan reynolds also just recently broke off his engagement with the queen of irony (and fellow canadian) alanis morissette. they were cute together, but a tad mismatched in my opinion. (maybe that's why it didn't work...just a guess!)

his comedy comes naturally in every role he takes on, and there's no denying the physical appeal behind this studly boytoy.



here he is in a screen cap from "waiting", pictured alongside (the ever so cute) justin long.

*sigh*

my girl jenna's # 1

we all know how much i LOVE/am obsesed with jenna jameson...and it turns out YOU all are too!!

check out my girl jenna taking over the internet: (direct from hollywoodtuna.com)

Britney Spears’ woes are taking their toll on her popularity. The “Oops, I Did It Again” singer was displaced by porn star Jenna Jameson in a poll as the most searched celeb on the Internet. “After three years at number one, Britney Spears is no longer the most popular peach on the Internet."

GO TEAM JENNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

loves it

dirrty love

i was telling melanie last night that whenever i used to go to the video store i used to always gravitate towards the lesser known titles; you know the more independant movies (they had to have big celeb names in them but they were usually not released in theatres; ie movies that celebs made while on hiatus from bigger projects that went straight to video.)

now in my experience these flicks were usually packed full of personality, just weren't total hollywood blockbusters!

when i worked at the video store and got to rent them all for free, i never hesitated when it came to picking them out...and every now and then i'd be dissappointed and pick a shitty one...but more often than not i'd get lucky and rent one that would quickly become one of my favorites of all time!! (for example; "splendor" was a relatively unknown movie, and i rented it and TOTALLY fell in love.)

so while perusing my friendly neighbourhood cockbuster, i mean 'blockbuster' (an ex used to call it that, and it kinda stuck!) i found "dirty love" starring everyone's favorite jenny mccarthy and couldn't resist.

it's the story of a beautiful young lady in L.A. who gets dumped by her model boyfriend, (after she walks in on him doing the horizontal mumbo with another hussy) and during her quest for revenge against the male giggolo she ends up meeting an assortment of colorful characters that comprise the l.a. dating market!!



along for the ride are carmen electra playing the most hilarious 'wannabe black girl' that i've ever seen, and the chick from "psycho beach party" who played bettina barnes (couldn't put my finger on who she was until the very end!!) and 'shitbrick' from american pie as jenny's "white pony" (inside joke)

you HAVE to see this movie, it's an unbelievably funny depiction of just how fuckin' nutty the dating world can be, and just how many freaks there are out there...and ps, we're all part of that group...as the heroin of the story finds out, we just have to find the freak out there who's freakish soul shines just as bright as ours does!!

(and as a slutty side note; jenny mccarthy's model boyfriend is played by victor webster, who is all kinds of HOTT...this is him in the bottom picture...that is the one in the camo tank!! incase you couldn't figure that out!!)

fun with apple

melanie got a new apple ibook...and on the built-in webcam, there's a "distortion setting".

yeah.

throw in a bottle of wine, and this was her and mine's saturday night!!

stars are blind

here it comes folks, pop star paris!!! photos courtesy of my new obsession pinkisthenewblog.com

i watched the video to her new single, and might i say...it's pretty freakin' good!! now i know my opinion might not count for too much since i'm such a die-hard paris fan...and would probably like hearing anything that comes out of her mouth, but honestly...this is not bad!!

it's got kinda a reggae-beachy-summer vibe to it, and it's just...fun!! check it out! she obviously doesn't take herself too seriously, so we shouldn't either! my take on paris these days is to stop trying to make her something she's not!

the video is a big ol' pile of fluff, and is obviously aimed at the pre-pubescent boys out there in tv land who will enjoy the shots of her writhing around in the sand whilst rubbing herself...

nothing but the best from good ol' paris!!

loves it

06.06.06

i didn't post this yesterday cause we were too busy at work, but i had to pay omen, i mean homage to the date.

yes it was june 6th, 2006 yesterday (aka 666) and in respect...or disrespect i guess would be better, michelle and i went to see "the omen" and got sufficiently creeped out.

just look into that kids eyes...EVIL i tell you!! EVIL!!

all in all it was probably one of the better horror movies i've seen in a while. it had an equal balance of suspense and creeppiness factor, and finely tuned acting! and i almost forgot just how HOTT liev schreiber is!!!

i wasn't totally sold on julia styles...she'll always be pigeon-holed as the bitchy teen in 10 things i hate about you. but the fuckin' creepiest part of the whole movie (besides the devil child which i can't even think about he's too creepy) was mia farrow. she actually played Rosemary in "rosemary's baby" (rosemary's baby was the son of the devil)and now she's back almost paying homage to her role this time around playing nanny to the evil child. she was fantastic!

anyways, i recommend seeing it in the theatre for shock value...there were these two girls off to the side, and every time they screamed the whole theatre screamed along with them!!

i love it when that happens!

abandoned on a silly road trip

i feel just like paris and nicole when they went on their road trip in season 2...only on my road trip i'm with my parents...and instead of a pretty pink pick-up truck, i'm in the brown shaggon-wagon...

it really does feel like i'm boarding with this strange family...like i'm a foreign exchange student or something, living abroad for a semester. seriously, my parent's phone hasn't rang ONCE since i've been back...not even once!!! and they don't have a working shower...so i'm stuck having baths every morning before work. do you know what a bath feels like at 7am??? it's not energizing, i can tell you that much!!!

honestly, i feel like i've fallen down the rabbit hole into the land that technology forgot!!!

all my stuff is packed into such a small area, and it doesn't quite feel like home yet...but the thing that bothers me the most is the fact that i have no closet!?! which to a gay boy like myself, is TRAGIC!!

my sweet sweet wardrobe is hanging up in my father's old work room...sad, sad, sad. but he actually built me quite the cute little contraption that hangs from the ceiling and allows me to hang all my stuff on (imagine 2 belts hanging from the ceiling with a big broom stick looking thing acting as a bar between the two!!)

it's taking a tad bit of adjusting...in case you were wondering...

feel free to call and keep in touch o' fellow readers...it would be nice to hear the phone ring every once and a while, to at least remind me that it is infact 2006!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JET!!!

well it's my lil' jet's birthday today!! my youngest son is turning 2! (uh oh, the terrible two's!!)

it's hard to believe that my lil' sweet came into my life almost 2 whole years ago!! he hasn't changed much; he's still just as cuddly, still just hyper, still just as bad...and i wouldn't have it any other way!!