mizz anderson (and her breasteses) are coming to our fair little city this weekend, and i couldn't be more excited!! after suffering through many a roasts from friends and coleagues as to my reasons for loving yet another blonde bimbo, the only retort i could come up with is, atleast this time my love has found it's way to a 'canadian' bimbo... isn't that better??
no, i'm just kidding. pamela is the host for this years juno awards (an awards show i've normallly been less than interested in watching...) and they're taking place in...tada, HALIFAX!! apparently there's going to be a red-carpet affair, and well it goes without saying that i'll be there front and center!
i feel that i should probably elaborate on why a wee lil' gay boy such as myself would be so infatuated with a sexkitten such as pamela; well where to begin...
actually pamela and i have quite the history together. when i was straight (?) my mother bought my father a playboy for christmas, and being the curious kid that i was, i couldn't help but seek it out and gawk at the marvels that were pamela's assets. so i guess you could say that she was the first naked woman i ever layed eyes upon!
and i've never forgotten her!!
then there was the lurid sex tape that she made with then-husband tommy lee (worth a look, yet highly over-rated) and of course baywatch, and then VIP, and my personal favorite "barb wire" (a terrible so-bad-it's-good cult classic).
but some of the better reasons i love my pamela, involve her work for PETA, her love for chihuahua(s) and animals (and their rights) in general, and her bubblegum-read "star" chronicles!! that and her mariage to sweet sweet sexpot tommy lee...to be known from now on as god of sex.
in toto, she's a hot bitch and a talented lady (seriously) who's going to rock our lil' city as the hostess with the mostest of canada's music industries BIGGEST night.
i HAVE to meet her. how will i accomplish this task, you ask? well my plan is to bring harley (since she can't resist chihuahuas; she even married her golden retriever 'star' with her chihuahua 'luca') and wave around a copy of her book(s) and her late '90's playboy pictorial!
how could she resist?!?
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