RELATIONSHIP REHAB

fuck i'm ready for it...i don't know if i thought i'd come back to halifax and it would be so much easier...did i think that there would be a whole new flock of boys i'd never met waiting for me when i got back? did i think that things would have changed that much? or would there just be the same group of degenerates (half of whom i've already slept with) that there was when i left????

that's not fair...i should take that back...but i did think it, so i'm not erasing it...

i swore to myself that the addictions i left here would not find me again when i got back...i swore that thing would be different (and don' t get me wrong, they are different...which is a good thing...) but on the same lines as that i swore that i wouldn't repeat or find myself snagged by things previously experienced and previously tired and tried...

and i'm stickin' to it...

2007 has been deemed my relationship rehab year...and i'm stickin' to it...26 has been an eye-awakening year...and i'm stickin' to those revelations...coming back for a little while to where i was born and bred is going to be an individually empowering time where i complete my training to become the professional i am going to be...no matter what

HALIWOOD

well it has been a week or two since i've returned to halifax, and things are slowly returning to the familiar.

not familiar in a bad way, but more so in an envigorating and rejuvenating way.

you know how most people tell you that you start to appreciate what you have only when it's taken away? well i'm here to tell you first hand that it's TRUE!!

i found that since i was living in maine, it was the small things i found myself missing. for instance, sitting in starbucks, going to chapters to peruse the new titles, trying out a new restaurant, going to the movies...you know, simple things that the people of this fine city (myself included) take for granted!!!

well i'm here to tell you that living in fort kent maine for a whole year has opened up my eyes to what was there in front of them the whole time.

will there be things i'll miss about maine? you betcha!!! my list includes

1. buying a quart of smirnoff vodka for 12.99

2. buying a 5 litre box of wine for 13.99

3. having a 24 hr irving across from my place that sells liquor till 1 a.m. daily

4. the 30 degree and sunny weather that occurs 5 out of the 7 days in the summertime.

5. not having to pay for cabs EVER, cause everything is in walking distance from my apartment. (even though i love my cabs...usually...)

6. the cute border guards that put up with us when we walk across the united states border at 4 a.m.

god bless america

trailer i know who killed me trailer official lindsay lohan

this is the trailer for the new lindsay lohan thriller; now i know some people don't appreciate the hAArd partyin' little lady, but i loves me some l.lo!!! it looks entertaining and a tad bit dirty...check it out!

THE QUEEN

no, not me bitches...GWEN STEFANI!!!! i almost forgot to tell ya'll about mine and holly's trip to montreal to see miss gwennie!!! all in all the entire trip was fantastic; highlights (before the concert include) me laying down on a stripper stage with a $5 bill in my mouth and having a hot blonde stripper rub herself over me, kiss me, then take the bill from my mouth...

another would be holly gettting a private dance from the same stripper; hey at two songs for 10 bucks, it's a steal!!

another would be the 200 dollars i dropped in FCUK in like 20 minutes...

and yet another would be myself and holly getting lost after going to 3 different bars, meeting two randoms on the street, going to a "porn bar" (you know they ones with the little booths that you can slip a dollar in and watch some porn?!?), then going to an after hours club until 5 am...which is how we got lost!

the concert itself was the most amazing thing i have ever witnessed; i laughed, i cried (literally bawled), i danced the whole time, i screamed, and i sang along to every song...she played most of all her 2 solo albums, and had the harajuku girls along for the ride, complete with their own male counterparts. she finished off the whole concert with a ballad version of "the real thing" from L.A.M.B, which she dedicated to her little kingston! she even did a tour of the whole arena and even went up into the stands to sing "cool" which she invited us all to sing along.

she looked even more amazing in person, and her voice was to die...all in all, she was a goddess! it was an amazing trip, with an energy in that arena like i've never seen. i was in total awe the whole time!

MattInc talks Vegetarian

you actually have to "EAT" to consider yourself a vegetarian mattinc...that's probably mean of me to write this on my blog, but hey...IT'S MY FUCKIN' BLOG AND I CAN WRITE WHAT I WANT...alright i take that back...this is the dude i met in maine when i was there, and just stumbled upon his 'video blog'...i don't know, call me crazy but if i had a video blog i know i'd try and make it, oh i don't know, INTERESTING...check him out for yourself, but in my opinion he fails at doing that...see for yourself: www.youtube.com/mattinc

DON'T GIVE UP ON ME

dear friends,

i know by now you may have given up on me and my blogging abilities...seeing as how i haven't blogged in forever...but those of you who know me know that i had good reason...

without going too far into the sad details, i'll at least mention that the keefe family suffered a loss when my darling harley passed away a few weeks ago. everyone knows that that little chihuahua was my life, and there will be forever a piece of myself missing now that he's gone to that soft little place in the sky...xoxo my sweet....

in lighter news, i recently finished my stint as a temporary american as the last day of school came and went. it was a fantastic year, filled with many memories that i won't soon forget. and with school finishing, that means that i'm all the closer to becoming a teacher!!

on that note, i got my first placement for september; a grade primary class in fall river! i'll be there for two months, and then in another grade for another two months at a different school. it's easily observed that i can't freakin' wait!!!!!!!

so for the summer i'm back in haliwood, living in the previously dwelled basement in my parents suburban home. the dmv will be my provider of moola, and the pool in my backyard will be my new digs...

so there you have it folks, you're all caught up! (more or less). i hope i haven't lost too many of my loyal readers over this self-induced hiatus of mine...but rest assured my friends...I'M BACK!!!

love,

j

Boom Chicka Wah Wah - Funny Axe Commercial

last one i promise!

Amp'd Mobile - Bus Commercial

saw this while in montreal...can't get enough of "you...shake your junk"

priceless

Not For Women

don't hate me for not posting lately...but i just had to share this video with you: it's a viewer created l'oreal commercial...and it's hilarious!

enjoy!