I WANT YOU ALL OVER ME...

soooo, totally random but i think someone should tell miss spears that it's dangerous to drive at night with sunglasses on...now don't get me wrong, i enjoy wearing my sunglasses well beyond sun-down, but i mean come on?!?!!? i know you have cameras in your face like 24/7, and the flashbulbs must give you migraines...but there's really no need to be wearing shades after dark when you're behind the wheel...and believe me when i say that we've all had enough of your fake gucci's...you're britney spears for fuck sakes, can't you at least afford a hot pair of chanel's?????

soooo perez hilton always has these "not so blind items" posted on his site where he blogs about certain secret celebs, giving us hints as to their identities, all the while painting certain incriminating portraits of them...and the last one i read was about a certian "recently rehabbed" male celeb who was caught snorting lines in the back of his limo at the sundance film fest recently...and i'm going to start my own type of guessing game...and peg colin farrell as the mystery celeb of the day...i just saw in "OK " magazine that he was photographed on numerous occasions drinking bottles of "water"...and we all know water cures dry mouth due to somethin' somethin'...so that's my prediction of the week!!

stay tuned for more details and predictions of next week's mystery badness!!

so i've recently begun tanning...something i swore i'd never do, seeing as how there's skin cancer in my family and i have numerous tattoos that i never want to fade...(but don't worry, i've been protecting my ink!!) anyways, today was my third session, and suddenly when the bed turned on i looked up and had an odd realization; this is weird!!!!!

when did it become considered beautiful to cook in a tanning bed for days at a time??? it's kind of funny when you think of it; we rotisserie ourselves (in a matter of speaking) in effort to make ourselves more attractive...does that sound weird to anyone else??? can you imagine if it all of a sudden became attractive to look hideously and ghostly pale???? all the tanning salons would all of a sudden go out of business and everyone would be walking around carrying umbrellas on sunny days to shield themselves from the sun...

hopefully that will never happen...cause i think i'm officially on my way to tanorexia!!!

wish me luck!!

xoxo