DRACO GOODFEATHER

according to my bestfriend (facebook.com) if i were to be a stripper my name would be "Draco Goodfeather"...now is that a stripper name, or what???

i recently saw lindsay lohan's new movie "i know who killed me", and being the trash-addict that i am i was instantly intrigued by the role that miss lindsay took on. it's been a while since she has led a pg-13 lifestyle, so it's about time that her movie roles caught up with her!! i don't know about you, but i had had enough of her silly little "disney-style" flicks...she's a hard-talkin', cigarette smokin, coke-snortin', hAArd-partyin' little booze hound!!!! and it's about time her movie roles started reflecting that!!!! haha!

sorry, that was my little lindsay speal!!

but back to the more pressing matter; when we were in montreal a few months ago, we were in a strip club (one of many we visited on our little trip!) and i found myself sitting back and pondering what would force someone into a career such as this one? what would instigate a girl to mount a stage and dance erotically to music while dirty perverts stick dollar bills down her g-string? how is it possible for a girl to consider a life as a stripper to be a smart choice? and more importantly, is this a last resort???

but then i got to thinking...what's so bad about being a stripper? what is it about being an exotic dancer that society has deemed to be so despicable? what is it about dancing (with a little bit of integrity) around a pole night after night while celebrating your own personal beauty and power as an invididual? sure, some may say it's a tad bit sleezy, and seedy...but you gotta admit it's totally hot!!!! it's sexy, and mysterious, and dangerous, and ultimately powerful.

those girls (and guys) can command attention when they're up there on that stage doing their thing, and all eyes are ultimately on them. they're desired, lusted after, and fantasized about.

the more i consider it, the more i think i would totally strip if i was a girl! it's not degrading, it's empowering! this is your body, and as long as you do it with a little bit of respect, why not flaunt what you got???

in montreal, strip clubs are everywhere...and the girls were amazing! and i should know; i got a personal dance from one and even gave her a 5 dollar bill with my teeth!!! those girls were smokin sexy, and knew exactly what they were doing!!

i say live it up ladies!!!!!

hey, you gotta pay the bills somehow, right?