LAST NIGHT OF FREEDOM...

this one goes out to all my ladies who have either already spent their last night of freedom, or are staring it right in the eyes...get ready for the rest of your lives!!!!

our dearest christina is having hers in less than a week, on the eve a week before the actual BIG day...is she exxxcited, you ask? is she riddled with anticipation? does she have any idea of what she's gotten herself into?

only one way to find out!!!!!

the bachelorette party is definitely the one event that i'm exxxtremely excited for; not that i'm not jazzed up for the actual wedding, but more that the bachelorette party is certainly more up my alley! not only will there we many people from out of town visiting (namely my eilish!!) but it'll be the first time in a long time that our ENTIRE group of friends will be gathered in one place!

you could say it's going to be one helluva party!

the whole idea behind these bachelorette parties is quite interesting. it's like the one night in a couple's relationship where everything gets excused...it's like throughout their relationship, all the "get outta jail free" cards they've been saving up, all get used on this one night!!! they're allowed to have strippers, play dirty games, flirt with strangers, even get free kisses from some!!! and all this happens just mere days before they seal the deal with the person!!! forever...and ever...and EVER!!

does this really make any sense to you???

regardless, it's the one event out of the whole spectacle that merits the award for "messiest evening"...and if i had to give my dear chrissy one piece of advice...it would be to expect the unexpected!!!!

this is your last night of freedom deary...don't worry, you're in good hands!!