quiz show

so i don't particularly enjoy those little quiz thingys that we all receive in our emails somewhere down the road...so i thought i'd take it upon myself to make up a really, really, fuckin' really crazy one to scare the pants off kids and chain-maillers for years to come...here she blows:

feel free to cut and paste and send it on to other perverted children all over the world!!

1. what hair color do you wish you could getaway-with/have?

- i've always enjoyed a blue-black...you know, like a black color with a blue-ish tint...or blonde with baby-blue highlights.

2. what piercing have you always been curious of having?

- well when i read about prince albert piercings, a chill always goes through my body...plus i saw it in a porn once where the dude had one, and it was fuckin' sick...not natural at all, i even had to stare at it for a few seconds, before i realized what it actually was!! so i'll say the nipples, no matter what some people say, i think it's beyond SEXY!! i once slept with a guy who had both done, and it was hot...he loved having them tweaked...

3. where have you always wanted to have sex, but never have?

- i'm thrilled by the thought of having sex outside...i always have dreams of having sex in public places, with people watching...but not in an "eyes wide shut" kinda way with masks or anything...but in a totally normal setting. blake and i almost had sex in the commons coming home from the bar one night...man, i can't wait for the warm weather to cum...ahem...

4. what would be your ideal threesome? dead or alive.

- me, elvis, and smith jerrod from sex and the city...

5. what do you wear to bed?

- just my boxer briefs, or boxer briefs and pajama pants/hospital pants.

6. favourite sexual activity? (be creative, use details)

- honestly, and i'm being totally serious, it's kissing! i could get off just by kissing every time. i think it's the most natural act involved, and it's always completely satisfying. you know you're set when you've found a good kisser...never underestimate the power of a good kiss. hence why i got my tongue done; to increase the pleasure behind my smooch!!

7. if you had to have sex with someone of the opposite sex (or for all you heterosexual types out there, someone of the same sex) who would it be?

- i'd fuck drew barrymore, hands down...no doubt about it, then we'd hold eachother and cry together all the while talking about daisies and butterflies.

8. if you could change your name to anything at all, what would it be?

- Paris Trix, no wait; Mr. Fantastic...no hang on, Maximillion Black...or maybe Kingsley Brightside...

9. if you could live on one planet in the solar system, no matter how inhabitable it may be right now, which one would it be?

- venus...the planet of love...i do believe it's the taurus' planet too actually, so it fits. that and the fact that i enjoy the name, and sailor venus was always my favourite anyway!

10. if you could do any drug in the world and be guaranteed to have a good trip, just once, and not become addicted...which one would it be?

- well obviously the big H...although i'm a little scared of needles, (which is ironic coming from someone with 6 tattoos) according to "trainspotting" it's probably the most intense rush you could ever fathom. but i encourage you to read "trainspotting" because the first shoot up scene irvine welsh describes makes you wanna heave...and if you've ever thought of doing it, you'll definitely think again!

11. if you could have any sort of pet in the world, what would it be? (domestic or non-domestic)

- i think i'd have a horse, i used to ride when i was younger, but my parents forced me to stop after what happened to christopher reeves. i miss my ponies!!!! if not a horse, then maybe a panther...sleek and sexy.

12. what job would you DARE to have...not dream to have, but DARE to have?

- Go-Go dancer...all the way! be all oiled up in hot pants on stage, dancing and girating to the sound of cheesy dance music! god, my mother would be proud!!

13. what day of the year should be considered a holiday, that isn't?

- besides my birthday, you mean? just kidding...halloween, for fuckin' sure! it's by far the best day of the year, besides the symbolic meaning associated with it (feast of all saints) there's the obvious idea that it's the one day of the year that you can dress up exactly as you like, no holds bared, and totally get away with it!

14. if you could live in ANY city in the world, fallen or still standing, which one would it be?

- new york baby, new york!! the big apple, otherwise known as the most exciting city on the planet!!! melissa and i are heading down that way in only 17 more sleeps till we tear that city up!!!

15. which one of carrie, samantha, charlotte or miranda, are you most like?

- i'm totally a carrie.

16. if you could star in a specific genre of movie, what would it be?

- i've always wanted to be in a horror movie...and not like a psychologically scary movie, but like a slasher flick! a la wes craven! to run for your life and let out a few blood-curdling screams would be a fantastic tension release! drew barrymore said that after filming "scream" she spent a week covered in blood, and all that screaming was the best therapy sessions she's ever had!! nothing like a good scream, eh?

well that's it for now kiddos, hope you've enjoyed your little peek into the sometimes perverse, often fascinating psyche that is 'me'!

and like i said, feel free to pass this little survery along, with your own sexy little answers in the blanks.

kisses.