under the sheets, part deux

so not that i'm more obsessed than usual with this fine little topic or anything, but since it's nearing the end of the week (which is when i tend to be hornier) i thought i'd dedicate today's entry to just that...

for all my loyal readers, i believe there was an "under the sheets" part uno, so i'll stick with that header:

someone once said, the more you have of something, the more you want it! that's true with any addiction (old or newly formed) and it's true with sex. honestly, think about it! i'm sure we've all had our dry spells, where we've gone many lonely months without indulging, or being indulged for that matter! and during those sad time(s) we probably didn't really even notice we were drying up!! but the moment our dry spell came to an end and we cancelled our gym membership, we were hooked again!!

isn't that crazy?? sex is the most completely natural act on the planet! it really is, there's nothing more natural, nothing more fulfilling, nothing more relaxing than a good ol' romp in the hay! (i wonder where that expression comes from anyways??) it's so natural that it's even the best form of exercise we can do! when you think about it, you are actually exercising and stretching almost EVERY muscle in your body...that is, if you're doing it right!! during sex you release endorphins you probably didn't even know you had! it's probably the most natural high you can achieve in life; there's nothing like that warm and fuzzy feeling you feel throughout your entire being just after you've came!!

i read recently, or heard in a movie...whichever, that after sex the female brain releases a chemical into the body that promotes nurture, and makes the body want to cuddle (ie be nurtured, and feel safe). whereas the men's brain produces a chemical that makes it want to go to sleep!! now tell me please, how this works out in heterosexual relationships!! does the female cuddle the male's lifeless corpse??? i mean, seriously!!! i know how it works in gay relationships, we just both start to doze off!!!!! after a little cuddling, ofcourse!!!!

look around the room next time you're in a public place; everyone is there as the result of sex!!! isn't that a funny way to look at things?? two people had to have sex, so that we could all be alive!! (other than by artificial insemination, but even in that case some dude had to jizz in a cup...so i guess you could say he at least had sex with himself!!)

so if we're all the result of at least 'some' kind of sexual act...how can some people still deem sex to be "dirty" (and not in the good way) and "wrong"?? if it is so "natural" then why is it still somewhat "taboo"?

now it's not like this all the time, but you must admit that we still regard it as a sacred act, and i'm not saying it shouldn't be looked at in this manner, but there is still the odd situation where we find the topic a bit squeemish! like for example, it's still not considered completely 'ok' to discuss it in a professional setting. well how come???? what is it about certain situations that force us to shy away from 'sex talk'?

in my perfect world, sex would be something even more in your face!!! you know what i mean? out in the open, with kids talking about it from day one, with parents having more than just the "birds and the bees" chat...we wouldn't shy away from making out in public, and more often than not you'd be able to catch the occasional couple snoggin' in a club!! movies with explicit sex scenes would only be rated "adult accompanyment" instead of restricted, (cause let's face it, what's a movie without raunch)and sex toys would be sold at every 'five and dime' in town!!

can you imagine? but as i was writing this though, i've come to the realization that if sex was considered just as sacred as oh, let's say holding hands...it might lose the speacialness associated with it. because if it were different than it is now, and we just shrugged it off like it were nothing special, then that would become boring! just in the way that we don't gawk when we seen two people holding hands! that's become the norm with couples. but if it suddenly became socially acceptable to have sex on park benches in the commons, then the term "risque" would no longer exist...and it would be far less exciting!

so what do you think will be the future of 'sex'? are we headed down that road to explicitness where nothing will be sacred anymore, or will we simply stay on the track we're on where sex is still a little more bottom-shelf-paper bag?? who knows, really? whereas i don't really see some mind-blowing sexual revolution happening in the near future, little by little i believe the world is starting to come to terms with it's sexuality, and opening up to it's possibilitys!!

so my lesson today kiddos, is to not fear it, embrace it, experiment a little, no matter how taboo the kink...you might be surprised at how much you like it!! except for bisexuality...not only is that just a stop-over before 'gay-town', but it's double dipping...

don't be greedy...


i hope you've enjoyed your time under the sheets with me, it's been my pleasure! now hold your breath till i return, you kinky bitches...