1. i'm a taurus, to the core through and through, stubborn, passionate, and loving!
2. i have 7 tattoos, and counting. i could totally look at tattoo's all day long...i think i may have missed my calling!
3. when i get home from work every day i get down on all fours and roll around with my dogs like a retard on the floor while making silly noises as they lick my face and go crazy!!
4. i can be much more quiet than i appear; during the week i love nothing more than coming home from work, going for a walk with my dogs, making a big dinner, doing my dishes, making a lunch, and sitting down with a big bowl of popcorn and watching sex and the city till it's time to go to bed. in other words, i'm quite boring from monday to thursday!
5. my friends are my life, and i couldn't do without them. it's as simple as that.
6. i always have music on in my apartment, from the second i wake up to the moment i go to bed.
7. i know the words to 99.9% of the songs played on c100 fm at any given day...no joke.
8. i eat pickles from the jar, and finish off a huge jar of vlasic zesty pickles about every week.
9. i eat a ginormous bowl of garlic laced popcorn all to myself, every night of the week.
10. the only bone i've ever broken was my nose, and it was when i went up a slide backwards (i was a kid, come on!!) and smashed into the metal bar at the top...ouch.
11. i got a seashell stuck in my foot while i was in florida and had to spend an arm and a leg having it removed at the hospital in orlando!!
12. i used to think that i would grow up and go to university in transylvania...i was a bit of a goth back then...imagine, eh?
13. the first guy i REMEMBER having sex with was the british surgeon/bodybuiler/dj- on-the-side in the parking garage outside reflections...classy, eh? there were some befor him, but i don't remember who they were...seriously...
14. i've drank enough booze, and done enough drugs to kill an army of twenty-something frat boys with roofie perscriptions on prom night at an all-girl catholic school...who are horny...and the girls are easy.
15. i stopped playing the saxophone because i didn't like the taste of 'wood' in my mouth...ironic, isn't it?
16. i'm absolutely, completely, 100%, TERRIFIED of snakes...i can't even look at a picture of one. i wouldn't ever hold one even for a million dollars...i'm not even joking.
17. i fear monotany.
18. i believe in love at first sight, yet have never experienced it.
19. my favorite thing to do when i get home on a friday evening after work is to stand up in my kitchen with the curtain open, eating pickles out of the jar, while perusing "the coast" and dreaming about the weekend ahead....and occasionally looking out the window and flashing the neighbors!
20. i'm in love with my sex toy.
21. i've been both a top and a bottom.
22. i'm probably the most paranoid person you'll ever meet. if you only knew the things i do when i'm alone out of sheer neuroses, or how many times a day i 'knock on wood' just to guarantee good karma!
23. i'm extremely superstitious. about everything. about how i go about my day, about seeing a black cat cross my path, about seeing a single crow fly by, about stepping on cracks in the sidewalk, about doing activities the EXACT SAME way every day to guarantee good luck...just to name a few.
24. i'm terrified about developing an obsessive compulsive disorder. i check the stove all the time to make sure it's turned off, check my doors to make sure they're locked at night all the time, make sure i don't leave the toaster plugged in when i leave the house in the morning so a fire doesn't break out, checking the door constantly to make sure i didn't leave my keys in it.
25. i sometimes allow things i can't control to bother me; like the weather etc. but i'm trying to let these things go, and not sweat the small stuff!
26. 25 was my scary age...however i'll come face to face with it in a few weeks.
27. i'm easy, in all ways possible; easy to please, easy to amuse, easy to lay, easy to impress, easy to entertain, easy to dazzle...you get the idea!
28. i have a deep and profound respect for this earth and everything on it, and everything natural it produces, and would never take something on it for granted.
29. i love alcohol...love, love, LOVE alcohol!! vodka to be more exact! i have a small fear of someday becoming an alcoholic, but try and keep my booze hound ways strictly reserved for the weekends. but come friday afternoon i can't help myself. but i figure i don't smoke anymore or do drugs, so one wee little crutch ain't so bad, right?
30. i used to be straight. i didn't actually come out till i was 19. and even then it was a gradual progression, like there wasn't a day when i 'CAME OUT' to everyone in my life. i've slept with girls before, and even dated a few. but deep down i always knew. i remember everytime i started seeing a new girl, i would become struck with this strange fear...i eventually came to the realization that this fear was one based on the fact that someday *soon* i might actually have to...gulp...sleep with her!!
31. i love extremes, and i live my life by them. i like extreme clothing, extreme hair styles, extreme trends...everything EXTREME!! the more wild and crazy the better! a conservative way of life, is a boring way of life!
32. i have a fear of ending up like my father.
33. i'm a hippy at heart. peace, love, and happiness...all the way baby!! i'm the love child of a hippy relationship who was conceived in jamaica...can't you tell?
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