Tuesday, September 06, 2005

rich x-tina



so did you hear that russian billionaire andrey melnichenko paid christina aguilera (pictured at left during her x-tina identity crisis) 3.6 million dollars to sing two freakin' songs at his wedding?!? isn't that the most retarded thing you've ever heard?

now don't get me wrong, i love lil' miss aguilera...i have her stripped cd, and whenever "dirrty" comes on downtown, my body begins thrusting out of control...HOWEVER, i can think of many, many, many, many (how many many's is that?) other artists who if i had 3.6 million to throw away, would rather spend it on to have them sing a ditty at the ceremony!!

true she has a gorgeous voice, and according to one wedding guest there wasn't a dry seat in the house when she sang "beautiful" (an amazing song, very heartfelt), but it's only christina aguilera!! come on, buddy!! now to christina this is probably an insane amount of cash...especially since she got a free trip to the south of france out of the deal too! not to mention accomodations in a 1400 dollar a night resort!! all compliments of the russion wacko!!

well good for her, i guess! i mean if someone out there is that big a fan of the former mouseketeer, and has apparently money to burn...why not?

personally i hope that for 3.6 million, she better have fuckin' joined them in bed or something!! or atleast given him a hand job!!

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