rumours

so guess what? melissa recently told me that kate (my friend from yarmouth who's now living in new york) was at a club a little while ago, and her friend who she was with, found lindsay lohan's wallet...with 2 grams of coke in it!!!! I KNEW IT!!!! let's just say i called it: 'it' being that she has fallen prey to the disease that is "young Hollywood". it happened to the olsens, it happened to macauley caulkin, and now it's happening to her!

and everyone was all "so what's your secret?" (to losing weight; cause her beautiful curves suddenly dissappeared...or may i say 'blew' away...)

and here she was being interviewed in magazines telling everyone how she doesn't even drink or anything, that she just goes to clubs to "have fun". bullshit, lindsay!!!! you spend half your night in the bathroom snorting lines off a dirty toilet seat with mary kate by your side holding your hair back!! i betcha take turns wiping each other's noises, don't ya?!?

it just goes to show that you can't believe anything you read in the tabloids (what was my first clue, eh?). for those of you who don't know who lil' miss lindsay lohan is, she's the star of "mean girls", she has a recently released pop album called "speak" with the title track "rumours" and she's the childhood star of such pictures like the remake of "the parent trap" and "freaky friday".

you see the tabloids made her out to be the next best thing since sliced bread. when really she's been pulling the wool over our eyes for years!! let's just say it comes at no surprise.

for years i spent countless dollars picking up smutty hollywood magazines from grocery store lineups and devouring every word like it was the bible, or something!!! when i was probably being exposed all the while to subliminal messages, telling me to support Bush or something!!

propeganda i tell you!! propeganda!!

totally off topic, but guess what????? NOT TWO SECONDS AGO I WAS ON THE RADIO!!!!!!!! WHILE I WAS WRITING THIS I HEARD C100 DO THE MORNING MOVIE LINE WHERE THEY PLAY A CLIP FROM A MOVIE AND THEN SOMEONE HAS TO CALL IN AND IDENTIFY IT! WELL THE CLIP WAS FROM "PAPPARAZZI" AND I CALLED IN AND GOT THROUGH!!!!! i won "catwoman" on dvd, and a $50 dollar gift certificate from east side mario's!!!! isn't that a crazy way to start a day?!? go me!!