Friday, January 28, 2005

wet

well this one is more for the boys...not that there's many of you, since i've almost always had a female following for most of my life! (not that i'm complaining, i love my ladies very much!!)

so when you dream 'sex dreams', not necessarilly "wet dreams", but you have sexual/sex in a dream, and you wake up in the middle of it, obviously horny, with a blazin' hard on, it's probably one of the most frustrating feelings in the world!!

since dreams allow us to fulfill our inner-most naughty fantasies (don't worry honey, you're almost always a part of them, tee hee...love you!!) it's sometimes frustrating to wake up in the middle of them! cause the feelings gone, and you're left unfulfilled with a rockin' boner!!

now most of the time you can simply finish yourself off when you wake up, with a little ol' one-two, but it's not nearly as satisfying! and have you ever noticed, and this is probably why you wake yourself up, that when you're having sex in a dream it seems like it's never going to end!!!!???? and then you wake yourself up, and even though it was a fantastic feeling in your dream, you're a little relieved to be awake, cause you can relieve yourself of all that tension finally!!!

now the torturous part of it all; i've been saving myself 'up' for tonight, cause me and the mister have a hotel room booked at the fantastic delta downtown, and i'd like to be in tip-top form!! although hopefully me 'saving' my fluids isn't going to cause an "explosion" of sorts...i guess we'll find out, eh??

do girls have as many sexual dreams as guys? i don't hardly ever remember my dreams, and i don't remember the one i was having this morning before i awoke, but i do remember the general theme (obviously). which is a bummer, cause i'm sure i have tonnes of these sexual dreams!! not that i'm a finatic or anything...but you know, a boy's got needs!!!!! i'm totally "getting off" topic. *rrrrowrrr*

do girls have wet dreams?? they must!! if boys pitch tents in their pants as much as we do during the run of a day, i wonder if girls get equally wet? hmmmmm, what a thought!! it's something that people don't often talk about, but we should...it must be as reciprocal!! most girls i know are probably sometimes even more over-sexed than the guys!!!

this weekend, i encourage everyone out there to extend this topic of discussion to all your friends of the opposite sex, and let's get some answers shall we!?!

that'll be your homework assignments for tonight! and you don't even wanna know what the punishment is for naughty children who don't complete their homework...

have a 'pleasurable' weekend!!

2 comments:

Sparky said...

That was enlightening! Miss you J!

lucifuge said...

dude-- i have a ton of sex dreams. i've had them since the beginning. i had one last night. i didn't post it in my dream blog tho.