FOR EVERYONE WHO'S EVER BEEN FORCED TO SWALLOW WHEN CAUGHT OFF GUARD:

Exciting new drink> > > >>> > > >>A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.> > > >>While they're sitting there having a good time together she> > > >>starts talking about this really great new drink.> > > >>> > > >>The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and> > > >>starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a> > > >>while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.> > > >>> > > >>The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on> > > >>The bar -- A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime> > > >>juice.The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman> > > >>explains.First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you> >drink> > > >>the shot of Baileys and> >hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink> > > >>The lime juice."So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her,> >goes> > > >>for it.> > > >>> > > >>He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.> > > >>He drinks the shot of Baileys -smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant.> > > >>He thinks - this is OK. finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks> > > >>it.... In one second the sharp lime taste hits...> > > >>At two seconds the Baileys curdles ....> > > >>At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.> > > >>This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to> > > >>disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.> > > >>When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and> > > >>says. Jesus, what do you call that> >drink?"> > > >>> > > >>She smiles widely at him and says,> > > >>> > > >>Blow Job Revenge"