me loves me some dave...anyways, just a side note to the good people of fort kent; i know it may not be an overwhelmingly gay populated area, but where the hell is your lubricant??? i've searched the "pick and save" high and low, and even lower...and to no avail; i've continuously cum out empty handed...pun intended!
whadupwitat?
is vaginal sex the only sex that's allowed in this village of yours? not all holes have natural lubricants here people! some need a little help!! even some of our silicone based toys need a little help gettin' to where they need to go, and hand cream just doesn't do the trick!!!
mind you, if i had been smart this lil' twink should have brought a supply of, well...EVERYTHING! cause i should have known that not everything would be readily available at my lil' non-slippery fingertips.
but alas, i was not so prepared and thus i remain lubricant-less...so for any of you fellow readers who might be thinking of sending me a care-package in the mail...(have i mentioned this already??) don't forget the k-y!!!!!
venus envy, you're gonna love me when i get back!!!
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