Thursday, August 31, 2006

til death do them part



i wanted to post this a while ago, but never had the chance...so now's a good a time as ever. carmen electra and dave navarro have since split during the time that i made my move to 'no man's land', i mean maine...and it's a sad sad day...

they were probably (in my eyes) the hottest rock and roll couple to ever marry since my pamela and tommy. or donna d'errico and nicki sixx...sigh...

they had a wonderful marriage, most of which was actually immortalized on silicone during their mtv reality show "till death do us part" which basically followed them around for a few months as they got ready for their wedding. the invitations to which were my opening photo on this entry; them as corpses on slabs in the morgue...that's what they sent out to prosepective guests cordially inviting them to their nuptials...hot, eh?

but just like oh so many couples (let alone rock couples) their marriage has since failed...and the ever-so imminent divorce has been filed. but dave's not doing so bad since the break-up; he's recently been seen canoodling with my girl jenna jameson...and if there's any lady i'd like to see him with besides my pussycat doll carmen, it'd be jenna! but that hasn't lasted either.

anywho, let's take a moment and wish them the best during whatever crazy sexual romps they get themselves in next time.

good luck!

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