under the sheets

well, madonna wrote a book about it, we all know it sells, pop culture is obsessed with it, the supreme court tries to censor it, men think about it every 3.5 seconds (?), even courses are taught about it...yes kiddies, it's time to discuss everyone's favourite dirrty guilty pleasure!!

do you remember that special conversation your parents had with you? you know the one, the birds and the bees??? i'm sure it's the one thing all parents dread having to do, and secretly wish their children will find out for themselves...whether through friends, other kids' parents, tv, in locker rooms...whereever!!

i remember mine...well, somewhat anyway; i seem to recall a book being involved, with illustrations, nothing too crazy now, these are MY parents we're talking about (two tree-hugging, environmentally-friendly, pot smokin' hippies!! god, love 'em) my father was nowhere to be seen, and seemed to want to avoid the situation completely...i wonder why???

well nevertheless SEX is something that rules our society. some people flaunt it, some people prefer to keep it very bottom-shelf-brown-paper-bag! but why bother? it's something everyone does, but that nobody talks about...openly, that is...despite the fact that it's everywhere!!! and you know what i've never understood? the people who lie to themselves about their sexuality! like the slut who pretends she's behaving (even though she just finished banging an entire frat house...oh,well it was her first kegger...) or the little girls next door who dress like an extra from the latest jenna jameson flick but who've never even breathed the word "fellatio". no, i'm totally kidding! my point is that i love when people are honest about their sexuality. just fuckin' do it people!! who cares? as long as you're ok with it, then who gives a shit?!? and that's an important part of it; you can be as crazy in the sack as you wanna be, just respect yourself...and others, of course. protection, people...it's the name of the game!! i know everyone wants to behave a little bit...mostly because of that little voice in their heads...a conscience, i think it's called?? but that doesn't mean you can't be a little nasty under the sheets!! afterall, it's sex, that's the way it's sepposed to be!!

what i'm trying to prove is that everyone has a sexual side to themselves. and in my opinion, you shouldn't be afraid of it! and don't be afraid to talk about it. i've stopped blushing about sex like, what...10 years ago!!!! why bother, if you're hush-hush about it, then there's something wrong and you're not having enough fun!! put it out there and in your face (heh, heh) it's honestly the most natural things two (or three, or four) human beings can do. never forget that! no matter what your parents might have told you! some people don't kiss and tell, but i must say i'm quite the fan of chatting about it...(why just look at today'e entry!!) well not in a shamefull way, but if you can't talk openly about these things, then who's gonna listen??? i'm sure my friends have been grossed out on more than one occasion by the retellings of my sordid past experiences (you know who you are!!) and yes, i'm sure sometimes i've gone too far, but what's a story without details??

anyways, i'm getting off topic. it's interesting to compare sex today with sex of yesterday...it's always evolving and getting just a bit more risque, but wouldn't it be weird if suddenly we step back into a '50's way of thinking: you know, back when a sexy bathing suit left EVERYTHING to the imagination?? waaaay before even showing a little bit of midriff was considered scandalous??? no wonder the generations before us are scared of the prosti-tots of today!! take my favourite music video to date: "dirrty" by mizz aguilera; if my grandmother ever saw that i'm sure she'd have a corinary on the spot!!

i guess we'll see what transpires in the future! only time will tell!!

well my kiddies, i should be getting back to work (now that i'm all hot and bothered) i hope you enjoyed my 1st "under the sheets" session...more to 'cum'...in case you hadn't noticed i'm a bit filthy...in a completely loving way, ofcourse!!
stay safe, and stay kinky...and remember, no pain, no gain...*wink, wink*