NYE

















well this year especially, there's been some controversy surrounding new year's and the 'going-on's'...mostly because once again people can't seem to decide what they want to do. either that or they're waiting for their friends to make up their minds, or maybe it's because they're magically waiting for something to spontaneously spring-up that might end up being better then what they currently have planned...

who knows??!! but for whatever reason, new year's has begun to gather some 'indecisive stigma' around it...maybe it's our age?? maybe we've reached that age when what would have before been an inviting and exciting thing to do, now seems a tad bit blase and unstimulating!

have we become so jaded about new year's that no matter what we do, or what parties we attend, or even how much we drink/drug nothing seems to meet our expectations??

there certainly is a certain amount of pressure that surrounds december 31st every year; we always get dressed up, drink tonnes, go to like 6 different parties, try and see EVERYONE at once, and all we end up doing is fighting or arguing with our friends over where to go next, or who to see, or how long to stay, or what to do afterwards!! in the end everyone ends up splitting up and doing their own things anyway...some come home pissed off, some end up throwing up, and some even end up taking someone home in a last minute fit of desperation in hopes of not waking up alone on new year's day!!

so this year i've decided to do something a bit different; i took matters into my own hands and decided to suggest a night out; dinner party, followed by dancing in a swanky downtown club! i even offered to buy the tickets for people as long as they emailed me the money on time! ok, yes i took some of my teaching initiative and set deadlines for people to follow, which certainly set a fire under some people's asses and got them in gear!! and it worked!!

now we all get to sit back, lift a glass, dance our asses off, and enjoy the evening!!

so to all of you who still remain undecided towards what they want to do tomorrow, i give this advice; close your eyes, take a breath, and go with your first instinct! lol!

but honestly as long as you're with the people you love on new year's, how could you have a bad time??!?! chances are your mind's already made up anyway!!

happy new year's my lovelies, 2007 certainly kicked my ass once or twice as i'm sure it did yours...but all in all, it wasn't half bad! there's a lot of things i learned, a lot of things i will never do again, and a lot of things i can't wait to try for the second time!!

but for details on those, you'll have to stay tuned for my confessions of 2007 entry...it's sure to be a juicy one!!

xoxo

MR. PERFECT









Hi Joey, my name's Mr. Perfect. I'm 5'10", 175 lbs, long scruffy/trendy dark brown hair, sky-blue transcendent eyes, full even lips, and a piercing gaze. I can attribute my "abercrombie & fitch model's" body, to my weekend job as a surf instructor in Malibu; Surfing is truly my passion, and it's allowed me to achieve the statuesque frame you see before you. I don't even work out besides swimming, (unless you count the cardio i get from shopping) so the rest is due to pure good genes!

My real job is I'm a Veterinarian at the local animal shelter; I've always been the biggest animal lover, and now I get to surround myself with them all day long! My wish is to one day open my very own vet clinic that functions part-time as a shelter for lost/abused/neglected animals.

During my down time you can usually find me at home playing in the yard with my 2 chihuahua's, 1 doperman pincher, and 3 border collies at my beachside bungalow, or playing guitar and learning all the "no doubt" tracks by heart...acoustic versions of course...even though i'm no stranger to a good "rock-out" jam to some "Stones" or some "Bob Marley". I always said that if I could meet one band, it would be "No Doubt", "Elvis", or "Bob Marley"...just something about reggae that reminds me of my childhood!

I guess you could say I'm looking for a hyper guy who could put up with my sometimes-ADHD-behaviours, my "bleeding-heart-animal-freakness", someone with exaggerated features, who can't help but appreciate the little things in life, loves to be cuddled and will let me hold him in my arms and take-in the smell of his skin...I've always been a sucker for a guy who's a little bit smaller than me, in good shape, who has a kickin' personality, loves kids, who will laugh at my silly jokes, eat popcorn during scary movies, let me hold his hand when he's sad, skinny-dip in the ocean with me at night, and who let's me be who i am...

I love to eat, read trashy magazines, laugh at myself, chill and be lazy, listen to music morning noon and night, sleep-in on weekends, swim more than walk, listen to sappy tunes on the radio, dress-up and be dumb, get tattoos, go for martinis or a good bottle of wine, stay up late talking, make-out for hours, be on top, watch interior-design shows, and go out dancing!

A gift from "le chateau" would get you points, pay attention to the details, don't play games, look me in the eye and be honest, value your friendships, want to get to know me, love my animals, don't be afraid to get close, tell me you love me, flatter me with your honesty, show me that you care, think about me when i'm gone, be yourself...


care for a date?

WINTER OF...


















having wine come out of your ears, drinking waaaay too much, family get-togethers, finishing up placements, GRADUATION!!!!, the United Kingdom, moving to a land far far away, british boys, not needing your gaul blatter, even more tattoos, going without for a year, no more powederous substances, wet dreams, hooking up with old flames who should have been left in the past cause of their tremendously assholish behaviors, trying to be happy for people even though it obviously shows that you aren't, not hiding your feelings anymore no matter how hurtful they may seem/be, bribing veterinarians, moving on, OFFICIALLY BEING A TEACHER, officially becoming a GOOD teacher, loving what you do, standing up for yourself, platinum blondes, harajuku lovers accessories, going and staying "green", conserving energy, sweet sweet vegetarianism, almost becoming a vegan, suspenders, vests, black ties, preppy looks, style, trends, catwalk shows, missing my chihuahua, accepting and acting more your age, trying not to date anymore 20 year olds, thinking you have ADHD, starbucks coffee, finding yourself tanning in tanning beds even though you always swore you would never, perezhilton.com, not smoking for a year, friends buying property and getting married and having way too much money to buy expensive brand new cars and other things i can' t afford right now that's making me somewhat resentful, having a "tween" crush on zac efron, not remembering your dreams...except for the dirrty ones, still being obsessed with facebook, short hair cuts, wearing UGGS but not buying any more pairs cause they're kind of bad, not feeling bad about not sending out christmas cards or keeping in touch with people who you have grown apart from, britney britney and more britney, "blackout", colette's "push" album, being gay and fantastic, celebrity gossip up the ass, finding new addictions, new large purple toys, being able to take them, hooray for no drama, living out loud, having your eyes wide open, not sweating the small stuff, having a crush on certain tv meteorologists, knowing what's good for you and going for it, being happy!!

READY TO DRINK AWAY MY CHRISTMAS

is it sad that i'm just looking forward to this christmas thing being over with for the year?? i know, i know i should probably have more of a christmas spirit...but honestly with no money to purchase gifts with, and rain instead of snow, i don't believe there is a cure for my 'christmas blues' this year...

and it's funny, cause just when i think i may have found some christmas spirit from deep down within my belly, something else changes my mood and i'm back to being a "bah humbub"-scrooge type kinda guy!!

and do you wanna hear the worst part??? i'm annoyed by all those 'holly-jolly'-types, who are constantly humming christmas carols under their breath, and walking with a seasonal-spring in their step, and sending out revolting xmas cards filled with tidings of great joy...blah, blah, blah...wake me when it's over!

maybe if i had been more able to experience the hustle/bustle of the season would i be more apt to celebrate the festivities...or maybe if i had been able to put together a "wishlist" might i have been more excited to wake up and seen what silly things might be laying under our tree tomorrow morning...or maybe if we had an actual tree in our living room to decorate, instead of our more environmentally-conscious-greenhouse-gas-less little tree...(don't get me wrong though, i'm all about our little tree, it's just that it doesn't feel too christmassy in our house having not been able to decorate a larger one...and last but not least, i think another reason why i'm not Mr. Christmas this year, is because this if the first year that my Harley won't be a part of it...i miss that little guy more than words can say, and anyone out there who's celebrating this year minus one loved one knows how i feel...i miss you my darling...MUAH!

so on that note, i will however still bid ya'll a merry one...but wake me up on new year's...

(ps; the pic is of a britney of yore on last new year's eve...a time when she was still blonde, happy, and fucked up...le sigh...live it up brit'ster!!)

ho ho

hey kiddies,what's shakin??

well since you all know i'm not one for sending out cards (of anysort; they're bad for the environment and make me feel silly!!) i thought i would send everyone their holiday greetings through my fav' way to communicate with everyone...

sooooo, it's a silly ol' time of year, full of plenty of good eats, drinks, and festive parties!! most of us are broke ass po, but the select few have cash to burn...and to them i say "bah humbug!!" but all christmas cheer is not lost with this little twink; i even caught myself singing along to "i saw mommy kissing santa claus..." the other day at school...it was then that i realized that all hope was lost...consider myself bitten by the ghost of christmas future!!!

so to all my fort kent-ers, i wish ya'll a happy end of placements, and good luck in your future teaching experiences! to my other children, i wish you nothing but good luck and prosperity in the future year that lies ahead! 2007 was a tough year, a sad year, a happy year, a long year, a complicated year, a sexxy year, and a year jam-packed with as much britney as you can stuff into a dirrty sock...and thank god for that!! thoughts are uplifting for 2008, and i hope it finds all my little chillies with nothing but good cheer and mucho mucho amour!!

peace, and love bitches,

xoxo

FLICK

from the small HBO screen on which we all fell in love, to the big silver screen itself...our sexy ladies are on their way. while the info that there was a "sex and the city" movie in production is not news, the official teaser trailer was released today and, well, i got a little excited!!! haha!!

i tried to post it to my blog but it was "unpostable"...so you'll have to go search for it yourself!! haha!

i was a little unsure about how i felt about my favorite tv show making the leap to "flick" status...but all in all, i have high hopes. you never know what to expect when a tv show is made into a movie, but when you're as good as "sex..." is i know they wouldn't let us die-hard's hopes down!! at least i hope not.

i've been very careful to avoid any and all leaks that have made their way onto the internet, and you can bet your bottom dollar i intend to remain that way! we're not having a repeat perfomance of what happened with the finale...fuckin' eh...

haha

AWAY AGAIN











dear lovers,

i know it's been a little while since you've heard my sweet voice (lol) but i'm here in an officialy capacity to tell you all now that i will be keeping up with my posts from this moment on. I'm not going to sit here and make excuses for not blogging; you can all imagine what they may be (busy, no time, half-crazy...etc, etc)

so i've been living back in halifax for almost 6 months now...and it's been a little rough; mainly due to the fact that i have no guaranteed income, and the fact that my little jet and i have been living in my parents basement, which is quickly starting to resemble the inside of a freezer...

but alas i have come this far, i know we can make it another month...

which is why i'm mainly writing tonight...i wanted to shed some light on what i've been thinking of doing after i (officially) graduate. i know i've spoken to most of you about moving away to teach somewhere else once my practicum was over. and well, i've finally made up my mind as to what i'm going to do, and more specifically where i'm going to go...

my dear friend (and fellow teacher) carolyn and i have been slowly working our way through the checklist of necessary things to accomplish before we pick up and move to the U.K.

yes, you read correctly...this little canadian twink will soon be partyin' with the brits!!!

the school system in the United Kingdom works much differently than it does in canada...basically you don't get hired by the school board in england, but by recruitment agency's. the schools hire these agency's to find them teachers, and it's the agency's job to basically find people like me work! i've recently signed up with one by the name of Timeplan, who operate mainly around the London area, and have been in constant contact with their canadian rep to make sure i'm dotting all my I's and crossing my T's. It's a slow process, but as soon as i get my working visa...it's carved in stone!

i at first had my eye on new zealand, and while i haven't given up on the kiwi's, the UK is more of a feasible option right now. mainly because it's easier for beginner teachers to find employment over there than in new zealand.

i've come to the conclusion that there is officially nothing left for me in halifax...and that i've done /dated/worked/lived/enjoyed/cried/studied/met/fucked/drank (etc) my way from one side of it to the other...and it's time to continue moving forward.

one of the reasons i decided that this career was for me, was the option it permitted to travel...and its my turn to get out...

i don't have the ties that my other loved ones have...besides my jet, who is obviously coming with me...(i've promised him a little british brother, so that's what he's gonna get!! ) so now's the time to take that leap! i've been pushing things away for the past few months, so that i wouldn't get attached to anything in halifax...and it's somewhat the reason why i haven't been in touch with some of you for the last little while...i guess i just assumed it would be easier this way.

so i'm getting a little nervous, but all in all i've never been more excited and ready for anything in my whole life...i'm sure when some of you read this you'll be a little shocked, since i haven't had the option to tell you what i've been thinking yet...but realize that i don't have my plane ticket in my hand yet or anything...but it's what i've decided to do...all that's left is lose ends...

THE ORIGINAL Scary 'Mary Poppins' Recut Trailer

happy halloween boyles and ghouls...just a little something for this spooktacular evening...i hope you all have a terrifyingly good halloween...

sleep tight my precious'...

DEATH OF REFLECTIONS

a wise one once said, that if a difference is to be made, something has to change. as to what in particular he was referring, i'm not entirely sure...but what i do know, is that this is and HAS TO BE my new motto. i've been wallowing a lot lately in a certain kind of disappointment that only i have the keys to undoing...the answer is completely and utterly obvious, and just as attainable. but for some reason, as hard as i try, and as often as i say i won't, i keep falling...

someone with half a brain will say that that's how they designed it to be, and that that's exactly how it's sepposed to make you feel. but that's not good enough of a reason for me.

i've always prided myself on not repeating mistakes...making new ones, however, is somewhat expected for someone my age, and for people of all ages for that matter! but there is one mistake in my life that i continuously repeat, that has to stop for good...and i think i'm beginning to realize just what needs to be done to solve this seemingly plaguing problem; REMOVE THE TEMPTATIONS!!

i've realized that this was the problem and the solution for some time now...although i hadn't wanted to admit it to myself. i've had a long-lasting love affair with the area contained within those four walls, and a lot of good times have been had therein. a lot of money has been spent, a lot of drugs have been done, and a lot of kisses have been stolen...along with my long-ago lost innocence that was given up in the since knocked-down parking garage outside it's very doors. it's going to be hard to cut my ties with a place that i have begun to hate to love... and i'm sure many evenings will be spent longing for "the good old days" of yore...

but all in all, i know it's for the best. my sanity and health are too precious to me to jeopardize for a few hours of super-imposed "fun". we've had some memories, that bar and i...and i'm pretty sure we could have had some more...but i guess the sad realization is that i'm not strong enough to simply go and not indulge...and so my dear, we must part ways...

know that i will think of you often, and not hold anything against your structure...maybe one day i will be stronger to at least walk through your doors once more, and share a dance under your flashing lights...but as all good things must (sometimes) come to an end, so must our time together...

here lies reflections; 2000-2007

r.i.p.

Britney Spears - Gimme More (Official Video)

the long-awaited video for brit-brit's comeback single; gimme more...love the stripper pole idea; long overdue, however i wish it didn't take up the whole video...oh well, as perez said; we weren't expecting much!!!

don't worry mizz spears, the gays still love you!

xoxo

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Andy Warhol

the man's a genius

LAST NIGHT OF FREEDOM...

this one goes out to all my ladies who have either already spent their last night of freedom, or are staring it right in the eyes...get ready for the rest of your lives!!!!

our dearest christina is having hers in less than a week, on the eve a week before the actual BIG day...is she exxxcited, you ask? is she riddled with anticipation? does she have any idea of what she's gotten herself into?

only one way to find out!!!!!

the bachelorette party is definitely the one event that i'm exxxtremely excited for; not that i'm not jazzed up for the actual wedding, but more that the bachelorette party is certainly more up my alley! not only will there we many people from out of town visiting (namely my eilish!!) but it'll be the first time in a long time that our ENTIRE group of friends will be gathered in one place!

you could say it's going to be one helluva party!

the whole idea behind these bachelorette parties is quite interesting. it's like the one night in a couple's relationship where everything gets excused...it's like throughout their relationship, all the "get outta jail free" cards they've been saving up, all get used on this one night!!! they're allowed to have strippers, play dirty games, flirt with strangers, even get free kisses from some!!! and all this happens just mere days before they seal the deal with the person!!! forever...and ever...and EVER!!

does this really make any sense to you???

regardless, it's the one event out of the whole spectacle that merits the award for "messiest evening"...and if i had to give my dear chrissy one piece of advice...it would be to expect the unexpected!!!!

this is your last night of freedom deary...don't worry, you're in good hands!!

I'VE FOUND A PLACE, WHERE WE CAN BOOGIE...SO CUT A RUG UP TONIGHT

i think the change in weekend plans is the biggest adaptation i've had to make, now that we've entered this new stage in our lives. a few years ago, last year even, it was a given that friday night we were going to shake things up in this silly litte town and fuckin' dance the night away...

saturday mornings were filled with greasy brunches, and giggle-filled phonecalls and visits where we laugh about the previous evening's events and debacles...all in anticipation of next weekend, when we get to do it all over again!!

but now things have changed...a concept that is becoming more and more apparent as the days go on. things have been changing for some time now, but i don't think i notice it as much as i do on the weekends when what we used to do has never seemed more like a thing of the past...

long gone are the booze-fueled nights on the pacifico dancefloor...long gone are the random make-out partners...long gone are the one night stands and dirty pictures of pierced penis'...

but what if i wasn't done yet? what if i haven't had my fill? what if i haven't left the dancefloor? do i have a say in all this change?

did anybody ask me if i was ready to move on and let everyone do the same? did anybody ask me if it was alright for them to ruin our lives by settling down and getting hitched and ...don't even get me started...getting *barf* pregnant??????

well at least if they're going to ruin our lives i'm glad i have pretty rings to look at...

DRACO GOODFEATHER

according to my bestfriend (facebook.com) if i were to be a stripper my name would be "Draco Goodfeather"...now is that a stripper name, or what???

i recently saw lindsay lohan's new movie "i know who killed me", and being the trash-addict that i am i was instantly intrigued by the role that miss lindsay took on. it's been a while since she has led a pg-13 lifestyle, so it's about time that her movie roles caught up with her!! i don't know about you, but i had had enough of her silly little "disney-style" flicks...she's a hard-talkin', cigarette smokin, coke-snortin', hAArd-partyin' little booze hound!!!! and it's about time her movie roles started reflecting that!!!! haha!

sorry, that was my little lindsay speal!!

but back to the more pressing matter; when we were in montreal a few months ago, we were in a strip club (one of many we visited on our little trip!) and i found myself sitting back and pondering what would force someone into a career such as this one? what would instigate a girl to mount a stage and dance erotically to music while dirty perverts stick dollar bills down her g-string? how is it possible for a girl to consider a life as a stripper to be a smart choice? and more importantly, is this a last resort???

but then i got to thinking...what's so bad about being a stripper? what is it about being an exotic dancer that society has deemed to be so despicable? what is it about dancing (with a little bit of integrity) around a pole night after night while celebrating your own personal beauty and power as an invididual? sure, some may say it's a tad bit sleezy, and seedy...but you gotta admit it's totally hot!!!! it's sexy, and mysterious, and dangerous, and ultimately powerful.

those girls (and guys) can command attention when they're up there on that stage doing their thing, and all eyes are ultimately on them. they're desired, lusted after, and fantasized about.

the more i consider it, the more i think i would totally strip if i was a girl! it's not degrading, it's empowering! this is your body, and as long as you do it with a little bit of respect, why not flaunt what you got???

in montreal, strip clubs are everywhere...and the girls were amazing! and i should know; i got a personal dance from one and even gave her a 5 dollar bill with my teeth!!! those girls were smokin sexy, and knew exactly what they were doing!!

i say live it up ladies!!!!!

hey, you gotta pay the bills somehow, right?

i guess it just wasn't meant to be...thank you all for your NON support;


dear russel,

i'm very sorry and a tad bit embaressed that i have to write you this email, but i am going to have to back out of adopting the puppy from you. after moving back to halifax from maine, i had no choice but to move in with my parents until i finished my student teaching and found myself a job...

hence my problem...i'm extremely displeased with their decision not to allow another puppy into "their" house...but alas it is their house. i considered paying you the entire fee for the puppy, and asking you to hold him for me for a few months, but that didn't seem fair, to you or to the pooch himself.

i have already sent you my 100 dollar deposit in the form of a money order, and after confirming to you that i was going to take him, i understand that that $100 deposit is rightfully yours, and i won't be asking for it back.

all i do ask is that in the future if our paths are to cross again, that you would once again consider me as a worthy "parent" to one of your adopted puppies.

once again i am extremely sorry, and hope that you are able to find a suitable home for the little guy quickly...there's a whole world of worthy possible pet owners out there, and i only hope that one of them finds your newspaper ads!

thanks again,

THE BROWN ONE...

my little family that i have begun building over the past few years, has suffered a loss in the last few months...as many of you all know about already...and while just as many of you also know, it has been a loss that i has forced change upon myself as well as those around me...a little face i woke up to and slept with every night for 4 years is now only a still image that stares back at me from many a photograph that i surround myself with and reflect upon...and whom i will remember for every day of my life...and whilst i know his little beautiful soul is at peace, his departure has left a small hole in my heart that yearns to be filled.

my beloved will never be replaced...to even contemplate the idea would be impossible...but i know he would want myself as well as my darling jet to be happy...as well as not alone. even while little harley was alive and well, i always knew i wanted to add to my little family. out there there are many a little puppy whose life i know i could enrich if only they would join me and my white furry son in this little world we live in.

many people will tell me it's too soon...many will say i should wait...and many will probably say that i can't afford it...but in reality neither one of the original situations i was in when i decided to adopt my animals were feasible at the time...and you know what? they turned out to be the best decisions i have ever made.

life doesn't always make sense, and things won't always fit properly...we'll always do things some will tell us not to, and we'll always end up in binds that seem unfixable...but the truth of the matter is, all things work out in the end...and a decision that i hold so dear to my heart can never be wrong...especially when it comes to love...

i think a part of me will always unconsciously flip to the classified section of the newspaper and peer at what pets are up for adoption...after all it's exactly this way that i found my dear jet...and recently, as i was flipping through that very section of the newspaper, i came across a man who is looking for a loving home for the three little darlings seen at the top of this page...

they're 3 little chihuahuas, who need a good home...

if i had my way (and my little beach-side cabana that i plan to have in new zealand someday) i'd take all 3 of them under my wing and give them the most wonderful life ever! but for the time being, until i find that little cabana in the sun, my affections are drawn to the little one on the left...

is it right? is it too soon? can i afford it? should i wait? i'm honestly not too sure...all i do know right at this very moment is that i want to help them...and above all i want to love them more than anyone else could...

i think harley would be happy...and i hope jet would/will get along with him...what do you think?

HERE WE GO AGAIN

well the other night while out on what was supposed to be "a night on the town", three 20something's sat on a concrete slab and took a look at where life has taken them.

while trying to avoid a sad and unfortunate confrontation, alas one of the 3 opened their mouth and things were said, and tears were shed...

but all was not lost, and a better realization surfaced as the 3 friends took a step back and realized that this whole debacle, as silly as it may seem to the outside world, was in fact important to them...but not nearly as important as the friendship around which their meeting was based.

i know i've spoke before about just how much different this year has become than the last, and about how different I AM now as opposed to then...last year we were celebrating change, and going-away parties...this year we're celebrating 'weddings' and other such unions...and as harsh a realization as it may be to come to terms with the fact that we are all "growing up" and "moving forward"...at the same time it's not so bad!

for things will only get more complicated, and things will only progress further, and things will only keep testing our bonds...and the only thing we can do as friends, is concentrate on keeping those bonds strong...no matter what life may throw our way.

this year it's weddings, maybe the next it will be children...but the people i fell in love with oh so many years ago have always and will always remain the same, and ever dear to my heart...

i celebrate your choices my darlings, and wish us all to remain true to ourselves!

congratulations again...

POOR LINDSAY...

k, seriously this girl has got some ingrown issues...i mean come oooooon, how can someone her age with so much money get stopped twice in like a few months for the same offense??? i mean what the fuck?!~?!

lindsay, let me give you some advice...next time you get behind the wheel of a car whilst inebriated and with a suspended licence, REMOVE the cocaine from your pocket dumbass!!!!!

and the thing that gets me the most is that she's freakin' super ass rich; you're telling me that she can't afford to have a personal chauffeur cart her ass around whereever she goes?!?!?

regardless this little hollywood starlet needs to find herself some help in getting better...her career depends on it! (even though her new movie opens up this weekend...let's see how it does, shall we?)

lindsay we wish you well

POSH AND BECKS

fuck i can't get over how hot these two are...it's not like they've just gotten together or anything, but I MEAN LOOK AT THEM....it's like there's a 3 orgasm minimum to even cast your eyes on them!!!!!! move the fuck over brad and angelina, cause posh and becks are on their way to los angeles (america....)

apparently david beckham has signed a 25 million contract to play for the los angeles galaxy soccer team (football in their home land)....which is just bollocks if you ask me...i mean, cooooome on????? he's obviously worth 10 times that amount, right??? haha! just teasin...

and in the wakes of a spice girls reunion...does anybody else smell a photo opportunity?

for more scorchin' pics of the orgasmic duo check out W magazine's new august 2007 issue on stands now!

THE GREEN INITIATIVE

having grown up in a hippie style home, i've always had a profound and deep appreciation for the environment, and respect it just as much. those who know me are probably laughing right now as they know that i don't particularly enjoy "sleeping outside" (i.e. camping) or even the mild hike up a mountain...but that doesn't have anything to do with my love and adoration for our dear sweet earth, and my devotion to hereby celebrate everything it has to offer, as well as protect what it has given us.

after completing an entire year in maine where our social studies and science curriculum has been focused primarily on "climate change" there's no denying how pressing an issue it is, and how over-due all this attention to it is. i'm not here to preach my kiddies, but i would like to share a few things yours truly does in his day to day life that has the earth and it's preservation in mind. and fyi, these are just little everyday things that you can also do at home, at work, and while outside amongst nature.

check this out; from the moment i wake up in the morning to the moment i go to bed, here are the little things i do to conserve energy/water/reduce fossil fuel emissions/protect the environment from other toxic emissions that are harming our dear planet:

1. every time i leave a room i turn off the light; it's hard in a 3-story house compared to a one level apartment, but i'm doing my best.

2. i am investing in biodegradable doggie bags with which to pick up after my pooch; plastic bags and other such unnatural sacs end up in landfill sites and never decompose.

3. i take short showers/baths, and never leave the water running when i wash my face/brush my teeth or shave. something that would be even better to get into would be to even start brushing my teeth while in the shower!

4. for my morning commute, unfortunately i cannot walk (the most environmentally friendly way to travel) but i do rely on public/mass transportation; as silly as the bus can be sometimes, it still reduces c02 emmissions by cutting down on the ammount of vehicles are on the road every morning! and most buses these days actually run on biodiesil fuel which is cleaner. people who drive by themselves to work every morning, then home and back during lunch, then home again at night are polluting our atmosphere and depleting our ozone layer...so walk a little more if possible, ride a bike every now and then, or car pool with others going your way if you have to. fossil fuel emissions is the leading cause of climate change in our society today, and it's also among the most easily preventable.

5. my family and i eat only organic vegetables; they are pesticide free and do not harm the environment when cultivated.

6. i am a vegetarian; decomposing animal flesh in the wild releases methane gases into our atmosphere. DON'T EAT MEAT!!!

7. i always bring my lunch in a reusable fabric lunch bag, instead of a plastic bag that is almost guaranteed to end up in the garbage...and then of course will gather dust in the landfill sites.

8. i try to stay away from buying food that comes in non-recyclable or non-reusable (i.e. wasteful packaging). this one is not always easy, especially since most of today's microwaveable dinners sold in the supermarkets come wrapped in plastic for days...but it's something useful to keep in mind.

9. when my family and i go to the grocery store we use the newly "trendy" greenbags to carry our groceries.

10. every lightbulb in our house (except for one or two that still haven't burnt out yet) in one of the energy saver lightbulbs that will not only reduce electricity bill costs, but also use less energy over all while still illuminating to the utmost capacity. they are a little bit delayed when you flick the switch, but beneficial to say the least.

11. we recycle and compost religiously.

12. i believe in using renewable energy sources whenever possible (although living in the city does present a hinderance to such uses).

13. we don't cut down trees; deforestation releases carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. planting trees and keeping plants in the house (which we do both...seriously) actually releases oxygen; plants and trees breath in carbon dioxide from the atmosphere (thus cleaning it) and releases oxygen as a by-product of photosynthesis.

14. we drive a low-emission vehicle. hopefully will one day own a hybrid or a vehicle that runs on vegetable oil.

well there you have it folks, i could probably go on but you get the idea. every one can do these things, and if we all put them into our daily routines, then we will really be able make a difference...not to sound like an after school special or anything...but i digress!

GO GREEN!!

RELATIONSHIP REHAB

fuck i'm ready for it...i don't know if i thought i'd come back to halifax and it would be so much easier...did i think that there would be a whole new flock of boys i'd never met waiting for me when i got back? did i think that things would have changed that much? or would there just be the same group of degenerates (half of whom i've already slept with) that there was when i left????

that's not fair...i should take that back...but i did think it, so i'm not erasing it...

i swore to myself that the addictions i left here would not find me again when i got back...i swore that thing would be different (and don' t get me wrong, they are different...which is a good thing...) but on the same lines as that i swore that i wouldn't repeat or find myself snagged by things previously experienced and previously tired and tried...

and i'm stickin' to it...

2007 has been deemed my relationship rehab year...and i'm stickin' to it...26 has been an eye-awakening year...and i'm stickin' to those revelations...coming back for a little while to where i was born and bred is going to be an individually empowering time where i complete my training to become the professional i am going to be...no matter what

HALIWOOD

well it has been a week or two since i've returned to halifax, and things are slowly returning to the familiar.

not familiar in a bad way, but more so in an envigorating and rejuvenating way.

you know how most people tell you that you start to appreciate what you have only when it's taken away? well i'm here to tell you first hand that it's TRUE!!

i found that since i was living in maine, it was the small things i found myself missing. for instance, sitting in starbucks, going to chapters to peruse the new titles, trying out a new restaurant, going to the movies...you know, simple things that the people of this fine city (myself included) take for granted!!!

well i'm here to tell you that living in fort kent maine for a whole year has opened up my eyes to what was there in front of them the whole time.

will there be things i'll miss about maine? you betcha!!! my list includes

1. buying a quart of smirnoff vodka for 12.99

2. buying a 5 litre box of wine for 13.99

3. having a 24 hr irving across from my place that sells liquor till 1 a.m. daily

4. the 30 degree and sunny weather that occurs 5 out of the 7 days in the summertime.

5. not having to pay for cabs EVER, cause everything is in walking distance from my apartment. (even though i love my cabs...usually...)

6. the cute border guards that put up with us when we walk across the united states border at 4 a.m.

god bless america

trailer i know who killed me trailer official lindsay lohan

this is the trailer for the new lindsay lohan thriller; now i know some people don't appreciate the hAArd partyin' little lady, but i loves me some l.lo!!! it looks entertaining and a tad bit dirty...check it out!

THE QUEEN

no, not me bitches...GWEN STEFANI!!!! i almost forgot to tell ya'll about mine and holly's trip to montreal to see miss gwennie!!! all in all the entire trip was fantastic; highlights (before the concert include) me laying down on a stripper stage with a $5 bill in my mouth and having a hot blonde stripper rub herself over me, kiss me, then take the bill from my mouth...

another would be holly gettting a private dance from the same stripper; hey at two songs for 10 bucks, it's a steal!!

another would be the 200 dollars i dropped in FCUK in like 20 minutes...

and yet another would be myself and holly getting lost after going to 3 different bars, meeting two randoms on the street, going to a "porn bar" (you know they ones with the little booths that you can slip a dollar in and watch some porn?!?), then going to an after hours club until 5 am...which is how we got lost!

the concert itself was the most amazing thing i have ever witnessed; i laughed, i cried (literally bawled), i danced the whole time, i screamed, and i sang along to every song...she played most of all her 2 solo albums, and had the harajuku girls along for the ride, complete with their own male counterparts. she finished off the whole concert with a ballad version of "the real thing" from L.A.M.B, which she dedicated to her little kingston! she even did a tour of the whole arena and even went up into the stands to sing "cool" which she invited us all to sing along.

she looked even more amazing in person, and her voice was to die...all in all, she was a goddess! it was an amazing trip, with an energy in that arena like i've never seen. i was in total awe the whole time!

MattInc talks Vegetarian

you actually have to "EAT" to consider yourself a vegetarian mattinc...that's probably mean of me to write this on my blog, but hey...IT'S MY FUCKIN' BLOG AND I CAN WRITE WHAT I WANT...alright i take that back...this is the dude i met in maine when i was there, and just stumbled upon his 'video blog'...i don't know, call me crazy but if i had a video blog i know i'd try and make it, oh i don't know, INTERESTING...check him out for yourself, but in my opinion he fails at doing that...see for yourself: www.youtube.com/mattinc

DON'T GIVE UP ON ME

dear friends,

i know by now you may have given up on me and my blogging abilities...seeing as how i haven't blogged in forever...but those of you who know me know that i had good reason...

without going too far into the sad details, i'll at least mention that the keefe family suffered a loss when my darling harley passed away a few weeks ago. everyone knows that that little chihuahua was my life, and there will be forever a piece of myself missing now that he's gone to that soft little place in the sky...xoxo my sweet....

in lighter news, i recently finished my stint as a temporary american as the last day of school came and went. it was a fantastic year, filled with many memories that i won't soon forget. and with school finishing, that means that i'm all the closer to becoming a teacher!!

on that note, i got my first placement for september; a grade primary class in fall river! i'll be there for two months, and then in another grade for another two months at a different school. it's easily observed that i can't freakin' wait!!!!!!!

so for the summer i'm back in haliwood, living in the previously dwelled basement in my parents suburban home. the dmv will be my provider of moola, and the pool in my backyard will be my new digs...

so there you have it folks, you're all caught up! (more or less). i hope i haven't lost too many of my loyal readers over this self-induced hiatus of mine...but rest assured my friends...I'M BACK!!!

love,

j

Boom Chicka Wah Wah - Funny Axe Commercial

last one i promise!

Amp'd Mobile - Bus Commercial

saw this while in montreal...can't get enough of "you...shake your junk"

priceless

Not For Women

don't hate me for not posting lately...but i just had to share this video with you: it's a viewer created l'oreal commercial...and it's hilarious!

enjoy!

britney spears rants

this just in-
haven't heard from our lil' (possibly ex) pop superstarlet lately...but here's a little video from x-17 where brit brit rants to the camera about "how good the world is, ya'al..."

it's worth a look...just hang in there after the picture slideshow, the interview takes a second to pop up!

enjoy!

Feist - 1 2 3 4

perez hilton hit the nail right on the head; this song is amazing, and the video is fuckin' trippy!

enjoy!

DRUNK GURL

is it possible after all these years to have an alcohol tolerance that is getting smaller? cause either it was the smack i received on the head last night that caused me to be foolishly drunk off not even a whole bottle of wine, or my tolerance is getting smaller!!!

whatever the case, pray it doesn't happen again.

off topic, yet even more exciting than my drunken excursions; pete wentz (the emo love of my life) admits openly to this month's "advocate" magazine, that he enjoys kissing boys!!! (and we all scream from a little place inside of excitement!!) he is quoted as saying that anything above the waist is fair game...however he has yet to experiment totally in the "penis" region...

but we can all dream, now can't we!

GIVE

i meant to blog about this a long long time ago, but better late than never i always say! now i know some of my dear precious readers look at company's like the gap and scoff; whether it be for not wanting to support pretentious sweat-shop company's or simply because their style doesn't appeal to them. but i'm here to tell you that one of those 'some-what' pretentious-not-for-everyone companies has taken on a new initiative that is one we all need to be supporting.

gap has a new line of clothing and accessories (called gap red, in case you haven't caught on yet) that's contributing a large portion of the sales to help fight aids in africa.

here's the blurb:

Gap (PRODUCT) REDTM is about great products that can help make a difference for Africa. As a global partner of (PRODUCT) RED, we’re contributing half the profits from Gap (PRODUCT) RED sales to the Global Fund to help women and children affected by HIV/AIDS in Africa.

a little fyi for ya: did you know that 70% of people infected with the hiv virus live in sub-Saharan Africa?

there's a whole lot more all of the world could be doing to help put a stop to this global crisis (that's a little more close to home than most of us would believe) but i applaud companies like the gap who have stepped up to the plate and started an organization such as it's red line.

products range from t's, hoodies, belts, sweaters, and other accessories. so next time you stop on in to the gap, check em out! and help researchers in their quest for the cure.

peace

someone once told me, that they avoid drama at all cost in their lives...but you know what? drama...is life!

drama is relationships, and anniversary's, and kids, and outings, and special occasions, and birthdays, and careers...it's everywhere!

why would you want to skip all that? why would you want to live a complication-free life? and even if you did, how could you?

the people who avoid drama, are the ones who are afraid of confrontations...and the people who are afraid of falling, and the people who are afraid of getting hurt...

but when you take a look at the big picture, to avoid these things, means not living! for in retrospect, they are unavoidable! the most we can do as adults in this sometimes crazy world, is never give up what we love, play the hand we've been dealt, and accessorize the outfit we've got!
only then will we be happy!

Imitation of Christ Feature

VACATE

well i'm currently vacationing in the big sunny city!!! and by sunny i mean that it's not minus 40 degrees out in halifax!!!

so far it's been a lovely vacation; much drinking, much debauchery, much smoochin', much hangin'!! i.e. exactly what i wanted/needed!

the fort treats me good most days, but it does start to itch at me after a while...baiscally it makes sense that we have a little mini-vaca every 4 weeks or so, seeing as how most of us are dying to get away by that point! but you all know that i loves me some school, and i am totally content with the choice i've made...even if it meant that i had to live in the arctic for a year!! just kiddin'...

it's good to keep my ties with halifax strong...since it is the place i've been able to call home for the majority of my life! and by having these strong ties, it guarantees that i'll always have a place to come back to...that is if the rest of the world shits in my face!! (which hopefully won't happen!!)

just checkin' in bitches, take care and wish me luck!

keefe out

MY GIRL

we all know that i like to check in on my girl jenna from time to time...(been a fan of her work for longer than the normal gay boy should be a fan of a female porn star). these were some pics taken of my babe (lookin' mighty svelte, i might add) recently at the ed hardy fashion show in l.a.

this look in the second pic on the right is not my fav look of all time...those boots make me want to heave, and the jeans don't really do her any justice...but since it's mizz jameson, i'll make an acception to my 'heaving rule'. but only with a little advice; perez and i both agree; we miss the curves jenna!!! you always look fantastic, the gays just like seeing you healthy!

take care gorgeous!

SPRING OF...

no more fuckin' snow, + temperatures, warmth, no more heat on in your houses, cleaner air, wearing less clothes, sunny days, over-sized sunglasses a la nicole richie spring collection 2007, buying dvd's off ebay, harajuku lovers, GWEN STEFANI CONCERT MONTREAL MAY 29TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!, telling drugs to fuck off, smoking joints, booze, booze, booze, patios, march break, almost being done school, the lorax by dr. seuss, lusting after william sledd, cruising 15 year olds in the "pick and save" and adding them to facebook without knowing they were only 15 and finding out after they were already added, not having boyfriends, tasha, protecting the environment, the 3 r's, worrying about climate change, veggies, facebook, facebook, facebook, "burn it up" is the new "that's hot", hemp cream from the body shop, throwing away all your leather, animal rights, david and goliath, writing children's books for school, the new fallout boy album, dj tiga, not buying products that are tested on animals, dinner and drinks with ex-boyfriends, getting your life together, almost being a teacher, star tattoos, iPod nano's, thinking about moving to New Zealand, drew barrymore's new movies, www.alluc.org, blonde is the new everything, walking more, jogging, still not smoking, blacking out after a night of drinking, poking people, myspace is dead, dirt on the fx network, flicks, having butter behind the concession stands again at the movies, layering your butter on your popcorn, celebrity autobiographies, scary movie "dead silence" and "the return", hostel part 2 coming out in june, "grindhouse" by tarantino and rodriguez, WEDDINGS, eating the vegetarian plate at wedding receptions, christina saying goodbye to being single, peace and love, unity, hippie thinking, hugging a tree, dumb blondes, having 10 pairs of sunglasses and wanting more, only working a little, rescue remedy, saying 'fuck you' to panic attacks, the new single by p.diddy and keyshia cole "last night", boys wearing girls jeans, not being the old man at the club, but going anyway...sometimes, careers, vonage phone, wanting my cell phone back, having all the simple life dvd's, missin' you, thinking about being a whore over vacation, crossing the U.S. border with a pill in your pocket, then never doing it again, walking puppies, dog pj's, pears, being yourself...

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have a shamrockin' good time!!

muah!

well this week has been a little on the unorthodox side; to make a long story short an evil from my past which i thought had long since reared it's ugly head, decided to rear it once more...what followed was about 3 full days worth of panic attacks so bad that i thought the world was ending...i managed to come away full tilt, but not before i freaked out in my social studies class...

after pulling myself out of that black hole, and deciding to turn over a new leaf...a more professional, grown-up one, one that doesn't include those pretty little pills that i can't seem to get away from, or any other illicit substance of the sniffing sorts...i even changed my hair!! i know i can say that i'm going to behave till i'm blue in the face and it won't mean anything...but i feel a change in my bones. i always prayed that something would happen that would scare me out of this way of life that's got such a choke-hold on me, and i think this past weekend was finally it. for anyone who's ever had panic attacks, knows exactly what i'm talking about...all the air seems to escape from the room, and you can't see past what you're feeling at that exact moment...

moving on, after that fiasco my beloved harley had to be taken to the vet...basically it turns out he has some sort of herniated disc (sic) that requires him to go on a pretty little pill (no, not the same kind) to make him better...a steroid "anti-inflammatory" of sorts that will make him all better. i cried, he cried, but he's on his way to recovery. looking into that little dog's eyes, i'm continuously reminded of just what i'd do for him...he's my life, and i can't bare to see him uncomfortable, or in pain...i would truly do just about anything for that little dog! (and jet too, of course!)

so it's the weekend, and you know what that means; 2 whole days of drunken debauchery ahead of us!! and this weekend is a little unique seeing as how it's st. paddy's day!! coming from an (almost) irish upbringing (keefe isn't far from o'keefe) i'm planning to celebrate with my true irish lovely "carolyn"! she's throwing a party at her place in canada that's sure to be a jolly good time! so as i bid you all a fantastic weekend, and a happy st. patrick's day, i hope you all drink a green beer, and have a toast to the irish!

top o' the mornin' to ya

Grindhouse Final Trailer

i think i just came a little...watch for yourself...

SAVE THE PLANET

This semester (and last for that matter) in my social studies and science classes, the running theme has been "climat change".

In the news lately, scientists are finally admitting man's role in the planet's vast climate change we've been experiencing over the past decade or so. (fyi; did you know that 2005 was the hottest year in recorded history??)

By man's role in climate change i'm referring to the fact that the human race is quickly being blamed as the sole reason we've been experiencing the growing epidemic of global warming. Deforestation is becoming a problem more than ever; pollution rates are soaring; more and more chemicals are being dumped in the oceans than before, and aerosol products are destroying the atmospheric ozone layer.

for more on the topic and the seriousness of the issue i suggest you all watch al gore's docu-drama "an inconvenient truth"...i guarantee it will scare the living shit out of you...especially since it basically blames some of the world's worst environmental catastrophes (umm, hurrican katrina anyone?) on US!

those of you who don't recycle/compost, or those of you who litter on a regular basis/use your vehicle too much/cut down trees/eat meat (sorry that last one was a personal one) GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER PEOPLE CAUSE WE'RE DESTROYING THE PLANET...

we're being taught that as future educators to the next generation, it is our utter responsibility to teach them about the dangers of living a frivolous lifestyle (i.e. one that includes the above mentioned activities...)

"the lorax" by dr. seuss pic above was written in 1971 and centers around deforestation; basically the lorax is a little creature who speaks for the trees (since they have no voice of their own) and is trying to educate the factory workers on the dangers of cutting down and destroying our planet's forests. like i said it was written in 1971...that was 35 years ago people, and now today this is still just as prevolent an issue as ever before!!!!! we're obviously doing something wrong!?!?!?!?! (i suggest you read this lovely little book by dr. seuss; or watch the movie...it's on youtube.com...just search for "the lorax" it's only about 30 minutes long, and i seriously believe that watching it will open up your eyes to just what man is doing to the planet.

think about it.

Mad TV - Commercials - Ecstasy

OMG, tooo funny...

101 things you may or may not know about me
1. I am extremely paranoid sometimes.
2. I can be really insecure.
1. my dogs are the most important thing in my life.
2. I have one of the biggest addictive personalities of anyone I know.
3. I like to drink a little too much.
4. I can’t wait to be a teacher.
5. I think eating meat is just wrong and disgusting.
6. I’m completely and totally 100 % addicted to tattoos; I have 9 already and don’t see myself stopping anytime soon.
7. I want to live in New Zealand on the beach forever, or on a ranch with dogs and horses in Texas, al the while teaching 1st graders.
8. I’ve had sex with around 80 different people.
9. I’ve had a major std scare, (but am totally fine now)
10. I’ve done more drugs than could fit in a bath tub.
11. I’ve eaten a pill that I took out of the toilet once.
12. I once stayed up for 3 days on ecstasy.
13. the thought of doing #14 again makes me want to cry.
14. I can be really hard on myself sometimes.
15. my friends mean more to me than they will ever know.
16. I lost my gay virginity to a 35 year old british doctor/body-builder/dj in the parking garage outside of a club in Halifax…on the hood of a car.
17. I’ve had more one-night-stands with nameless faces than I can even remember.
18. I think anonymous sex is HOT, even though I can’t bring myself to do it anymore.
19. I don’t have any shame left.
20. when I start lying I can’t stop.
21. I lie to my parents all the time without even knowing it.
22. I can be completely and totally vengeful towards people who fuck with me.
23. i’m a little bit dramatic.
24. I’m a total bottom, and love every second of it.
25. I’ve slept with 3 girls before I turned to guys.
26. I’m attracted to chests, more so than cocks…but I can appreciate a beautiful dick as much as the next guy.
27. muscles turn me on more than anything else.
28. I like to be spanked really really hard.
29. I’m in love with anal beads.
30. I masturbate at least once every day.
31. I love to dominate in bed.
32. I’ve only ever had sex on e once…and it was with a stranger.
33. I can’t wait to be boring.
34. I have a fear of being that old man at the bar.
35. i’m addicted to jerks.
36. relationships make me insane.
37. I secretly think I have A.D.D or am a little bit crazy…shhh…
38. I check under the bed every night before I go to sleep.
39. I used to flip a coin sometimes; heads I was gay, tails I wasn’t…in other words I didn’t have the easiest time coming out to myself.
40. I never wanted to be gay…but now I couldn’t imagine life any other way, and thank goodness I am every day!!
41. I love myself completely and utterly.
42. I love the way I look, and I’m happy I’m teeny tiny…aka heroin chic.
43. I eat like a fuckin’ cow, but just don’t gain weight…so sue me!!
44. I really want to learn how to play the piano.
45. disease terrifies me to my core, to the point where I lose sleep over it.
46. I am in love with being in love; and I can’t wait to find it again…or for it to find me…
47. I am an eternal optimist!
48. I sing all the time; in the morning, under my breath, making dinner, shopping, in class even…life deserves song!
49. I prefer to remember things with my own head than with photographs.
50. all I want in a relationship is to find someone who can love the me that I love…
51. I believe in love at first sight, if it feels right.
52. I really want to get married one day.
53. I’m undecided on whether or not I want kids…right now I’m happy with teaching them.
54. my favorite drink is a cosmopolitan.
55. I want to marry mr. Smirnoff.
56. wine is god’s gift to man.
57. I don’t really like other gay men. (as friends I mean…)
58. women are for friendships, men are for fucking.
59. I’ve never been a top.
60. there are three important things in life; clothes, compliments, and cock.
61. I’m addicted to trash; magazines, music, movies…you name it!
62. I could wear flip flops, board shorts, and wife-beaters all day everyday.
63. electronic music is in my soul.
64. I’m a hippie at heart.
65. I’m a huge animal rights activist.
66. I do everything I can to save and protect our planet.
67. I hug trees whenever no one’s looking.
68. I feel at peace when near the ocean.
69. I can be much more serious than some may think.
70. I’m a Taurus to the core.
71. I always get my way…always.
72. I’m the only one that matters most times.
73. I wine to get what I want.
74. I don’t usually let anything stand in between me and what I want.
75. I’ve had a threesome with a boy and a girl.
76. I’ve slept with one of my friend’s roommate and ex-boyfriend without knowing it.
77. I’ve used my grandmothers Christmas money to buy coke.
78. I’m very two-faced sometimes.
79. I believe laughing is truly the best medicine, and do it as often as I can.
80. all I want out of life is to have fun and be happy.
81. I believe that if you’re bored, you’re doing something wrong…
82. I’m equal parts devil and angel…although sometimes one sticks out more than the other.
83. I both love and hate drugs.
84. my father’s an alcoholic and I fear ending up like him.
85. I’m a total mother’s boy.
86. I’m boy crazy.
87. I deserve to be a V.I.P
88. I think Paris Hilton and I were separated at birth.
89. I secretly think I have a long-lost twin brother (even though I’m an only-child.)
90. I secretly want to dress like a goth.
91. I shave my chest and under my arms.
92. I’ve never been to a tanning bed…but have had many many bad self-tanning experiences.
93. I sweat when I’m nervous.
94. I wear girls’ jeans and carry girls’ bags.
95. I’m pretty gay…like super gay…and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
96. I love to write; stories, poetry, letters, rants, raves…and want to someday publish a novel.
97. I think I may have missed my calling as a stylist.
98. I’m retardedly obsessed with celebrities.
99. I eat a huge bowl of popcorn every night.
100. my idea of a perfect date is dinner, drinks, a movie, and buttery popcorn.
101. my favorite designer is louis vuitton.

HOSTEL 2

so eli roth and quentin tarantino are giving us another look into their sick and twisted view on the terrifying world of hostels...by giving us a second dose of every traveler's worst nightmare.

this is the teaser poster, featuring a naked and decapitated bijou philips...the teaser trailer doesn't give you much more insight, but is still worth a gander for those of you who loved and hated the first one as much as i did. (and by hated, i mean it scared the living shit out of me and made me never want to stay in a hostel again...)

the second time around promises us more of the same torture and demeaning behavior that the first one alloted us...a must for horror and quentin fans alike.

you could say i'm a little excited!!

wooo hahahaha

some people look better when they don't smile...

Beautiful Liar Beyonce ¬ Shakira

hot, hotty, hott...shakira and beyonce...who'd a thought?!?

I'M FEELING YUMMY HEAD TO TOE

well i'm not sure if amidst my excitement i was able to share with ya'll the good news or not, but if i haven't let me take this opportunity to say:

I'M GOING TO SEE GWEN STEFANI IN CONCERT MAY 29TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you could say i'm a little stoked.

yes, miss gwennie kicks off her 'sweet escape tour' next month (april) in vegas, she's going to be joined on the road by Akon and Lady Sovereign in a massive tour that's sure to leave everyone wanting more, more and MORE!!

i'm going to be able to see her in montreal at the bell center in may (yup, just after my big ol' 2-6 birthday!! happy birthday to me!!!)

this is a moment i've been looking forward to for a very long, looooong time! i've been a devoted gwen fan since the early days when no doubt was merely a garage band memory! so stay tuned as the day gets closer and my excitement grows!!!

WHAT'S HOT RIGHT NOW?

doggy pyjama's, being mean to exes," just jack" (the band...they're fantastic), "feist" (another girl band from nova scotia...download "inside and out"), pink on boys, williamsledd.com, over-sized white shield sunglasses for spring, moving to the states, upside-down bandanas (on guys and girls), melt-downs (a-la-britney), "music and lyrics" with drew barrymore (aka the most romantic movie of the year), "factory girl" (based on andy warhol's muse), dj tiga, dj dan at reflections (even though i'm going to miss it), black iPod nano's, drinking wine on patio's instead of beer in the spring/summer, day-trips, gwen stefani's harajuku lovers line, gwen stefani's concert/new cd/style/husband/baby/l.a.m.b, pride 2007, blonde with brown foils, FACEBOOK, FACEBOOK, FACEBOOK, www.alluc.org, ditching myspace, being enigmatic instead of skanky, not giving it up on the first date, cancelling dinner dates and making them want it even more, working on the side, teaching, eating healthier, not ditching uggs even though pamela anderson told me to, celebrity biographys, pop art, not wearing leather or fur, louis vuitton's spring collection, go-go dancer's in bars, diamonds, messaging on facebook instead of texting

LOVE

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EL PIANISTO

my momma and i went to see this lovely 'feel-good' flick the other night as part of our mother/son-bonding experience of me being home for a while! and i think it goes without saying that i LOVED/ADORED/CAN'T WAIT TO OWN IT ON DVD seeing as how i live and breath drew barrymore...but besides that, the movie stirred a little something in me, and that was the "musical instrument" bug (which i thought had long since faded away!)

before you go hatin', yours truly used to (believe it or not) play the saxaphone...until i quit because i couldn't stand the feeling of wood in my mouth...the wooden reid that is, perverts...(stop giggling)

but not to toot my own horn or anything, but i was pretty damn good; my fingers moved oh so quickly over the keys, and i had a knack for picking up new tunes by ear!

but this time around, it wasn't the saxaphone that peaked my interest, it was the piano!! i know it may sound silly for a 25 year old who's never once been taught to play the piano would suddenly have an interest in learning, but i do!!

actually i have always had a deep passionate appreciation for the piano, and have always dreamed of one day being able to play. and watching this movie just renewed that passion that i thought had faded away.

and it's at this point in my life, where i'm beginning to realize that my passion could soon one day become a reality! i've been thinking of how and where i want my home to be (when i officially get a teaching job) and one thing i now know i want to have in that home, is a grand piano!!

i can just picture myself entertaining guests and leading them in a pop star inspired sing-along infused by cosmopolitans, around my sexy black grand piano!!

now, i just need to find someone to teach me to play...